I was talking to 1 of my friends and he goes:
"Dude, I was trippin' balls on acid and my friend was watching The Matrix and I was like freaking out man! I thought I was the matrix."
And then he goes, "And look at this..." as he lifts his pants leg and there was a huge ******** 1/2in deep gash. I'm like, "Dude, what happpened?!?"
"You don't wanna know man."
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