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Professor_Steampunk

PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 5:34 pm
Post yer Chuck Norris jokes here.

I'll start
A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his a** twice. He was proven false, because after the first a**-kicking the man would not have survived  
PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:29 pm
Chuck Norris once won a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun  

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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:30 pm
FACT: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives  
PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 1:00 pm
i dont know any jokes crying  

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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 4:03 pm
They say Chuck Norris has three fists.The thrid underneath his beard  
PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:37 pm
how about gabriel iglesias five levels of fat.......... healthy..... big ......husky.... fluffy and DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:32 am
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