funny things 2 tell raito yagami that will result in death:
1. L is pregnant!
2. so is matsuda!
3. they're yours!
4. misa saw wat happened. . . . AS it happened. . .u wont live much longer
5. we got it on tape
6. come 2 my house we hav a lil "suprise" 4 u and ur dad
7. u strange, strange man. . .
8. *u see him killin ppl and flick his nose as well as shove it into the notebook* NO! WAT IS THIS!?!?! WE DO NOTDO THIS! NO! BAD LIGHT! now u get the kennel ((light: EGADS!!! no. . .NO! not the. . .. KENNEL!!!))
9. pee in his cereal
10. act like misa on much much sugar and caffiene
11. u kno, knives work pretty good 2. . .
12. *call him "kira" like a nickname in front of the other investiators*
13. *simply stare at him all day and follow him around and occassionally say "i kno wat u did" in a creepy voice*
14. just so u kno. . ."Egads" is MY word. .. not YOURS!!! (no seriously, i own that word, i even have a patent)
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