Biohazard EXTREME's New Caption Contest

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Alright, the rules are simple.
I post a picture, and a starter caption for it.
Using the picture and the caption that I put down for it, you write a response caption, and the funniest one wins.
The winner will then post a picture and a caption of their own, and they will be the one to judge the winner.



Leon: "You got red on you."


So just to be clear, what you do now, is write a caption responding not only to the picture, but to Leon's comment that I wrote. Let's give this a shot, shall we?  

[REaceofclubs]

Leon: "You got red on you."
Cop: "It's okay. I'll reappear in RE5."  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

Marvin: Yeah, well you got some white on your face.

That can probably be interpreted in more than way, but I'll leave it up to you to decide which is funnier.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Wow, like I said, it's working. I'm actually laughing.  

[Canas Renvall]

Marvin: "Next time your mom better warn me that it's her time of the month. Damn..."  

[NotteRequiem]

Leon: "You got red on you."
Marvin: "Must have been from that Jill Sandwich I ate last night."
Leon: D:  

[Godzillab10]

Leon:"You got red on you."

Marvin: "Well, you know tomatoes."

Leon: "Yea....Wait, what?"  

[XINVADER]

Looks like fun...



Cop: Aww god damn, my god damn pen leaked all over my god damn shirt! God damn!  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Hey Bio, my judgment is up on the OLD Captions Contest.

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Leon: "You got red on you."

Cop: "Nice observation, Captain Obvious. Hey, in the meantime why don't you take your astute observing a** outside and see WHY I got red on me!?"  

[RoninFox]

"Never mind that, I've got brown in my pants."  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Okay, I'll just go ahead and make a judgement.

3rd place: RoninFox

"Never mind that, I've got brown in my pants."


2nd place: Vinessa_Valentine

Leon: "You got red on you."

Cop: "Nice observation, Captain Obvious. Hey, in the meantime why don't you take your astute observing a** outside and see WHY I got red on me!?"


1st Place: Kaworu_Nagisa

Marvin: Yeah, well you got some white on your face.


And the way I interpreted that is some good ol' racial humor. Nothing funnier than having someone making fun of Leon for being a white boy. Kaworu, you're up. I'm assuming you know what to do.  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

The way I originally intended it was to be a little gay humor, but that works too.



Rebecca: A little help here Billy!  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Rebecca: A little help here Billy!

Billy: I'd like to, but I'm waiting for my target to move!  

[Canas Renvall]

Rebecca: "A little help here Billy!"

Billy: "You got it! Wondertwins, activate! Form of excellent marksmen!"  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Rebecca: "A little help here, Billy!"
Billy: "Rebecca, I swear to god, if you ask me for help again, I'll put you on Solo and Idle setting, and then leave the room."