Why do so many new rock bands wear mascara?

[renegade moofin]

I've always wondered that. I've seen about ten bands with guys that wear more eyeliner than all the girls in my family put together.  

[Annafu]

well, makeup on bands and performers on stage used to be there so the audience could see the facial expressions of the band/actors more easily and to make certian features stand out. but now i think they use them cause they secretly want to be pretty lil girls, but theyre trying too hard. neutral  

[renegade moofin]

I concur with the second one. I don't have to try THAT hard to look like a pretty boy!  

[Annafu]

well maybe they have to try harder cause girls are prettier? i really wouldnt know.  

[John Obake]

Umm, I think iot's just like wearinig Nail polish. And what happened to Equality beetween sexes? All of this 'Guys can't wear makup or dresses crap.' Scotsmen have been wearing kilts for years but when a man throws on a dress it's 'immoral.'
It's so wrong.  

[renegade moofin]

Makes sense to me. I'm not bashing the fact, I was just trying to look at it logically...or illogically. My brother paints his fingernails....Okay, so I painted his fingernails pink that one time...>>;;

Biblically, a man wearing a dress IS immoral. But hey, crossdressers are hot in my book. Just look at Man-Faye..okay, so that's crossplaying. I crossplay. I don't find myself immoral for dressing up like a guy. Guys look hot in makeup most of the time anyways. -shrug-  

[Annafu]

i never said it was wrong xd
i just find it amusing..
but sometimes they overdo it a bit xp  

[Burei-mono]

Philisophical.Cheese

Makes sense to me. I'm not bashing the fact, I was just trying to look at it logically...or illogically. My brother paints his fingernails....Okay, so I painted his fingernails pink that one time...>>;;

Biblically, a man wearing a dress IS immoral. But hey, crossdressers are hot in my book. Just look at Man-Faye..okay, so that's crossplaying. I crossplay. I don't find myself immoral for dressing up like a guy. Guys look hot in makeup most of the time anyways. -shrug-

Aww you're just a sweet transvestite.. *pats her on the head*  

[John Obake]

*throws on his Frankie Outfit.*

(Me) Frank:
How d'you do, I
See you've met my
Faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candy man.
Don't get strung out by the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
>From Transexual, Transylvania.
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

(Burei) Brad:
I'm glad we caught you at home,
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.

(Yakuza) Janet:
Right.

(Burei) Brad:
We'll just say where we are,
Then go back to the car.
We don't want to be any worry.

(Me) Frank:
Well you got with a flat, well, how `bout that?
Well, babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright.
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
>From Transexual, Transylvania.
Why don't you stay for the night? (Night)
Or maybe a bite? (Bite)
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my... ...tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
>From Transexual, Transylvania.
HIT IT, HIT IT!
I'm just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite)
Sweet transvestite
>From Transexual, Transylvania.

So - come up to the lab,
And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici - (3 seconds) - pation.
But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame.
So I'll remove the cause. (chuckles)
But not the symptom.  

[Burei-mono]

John Obake

*throws on his Frankie Outfit.*

(Me) Frank:
How d'you do, I
See you've met my
Faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candy man.
Don't get strung out by the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
>From Transexual, Transylvania.
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

(Burei) Brad:
I'm glad we caught you at home,
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.

(Yakuza) Janet:
Right.

(Burei) Brad:
We'll just say where we are,
Then go back to the car.
We don't want to be any worry.

(Me) Frank:
Well you got with a flat, well, how `bout that?
Well, babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright.
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
>From Transexual, Transylvania.
Why don't you stay for the night? (Night)
Or maybe a bite? (Bite)
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my... ...tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
>From Transexual, Transylvania.
HIT IT, HIT IT!
I'm just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite)
Sweet transvestite
>From Transexual, Transylvania.

So - come up to the lab,
And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici - (3 seconds) - pation.
But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame.
So I'll remove the cause. (chuckles)
But not the symptom.

Well at least you didn't Time Warp.  

[John Obake]

(Burei) RiffRaff:
It's astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely...

(Yakuza) Magenta:
Not for very much longer.

(Burei) RiffRaff:
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The Blackness would hit me

(Burei) RiffRaff:
And the void would be calling...

(Crew) Transylvanians:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

(Philosphical.Cheese) Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left.

All:
And then a step to the right.

(Philosphical.Cheese)Narrator:
With your hands on your hips.

All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

(Yakuza) Magenta:
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
So you can't see me, no, not at all.
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention,
Well secluded, I see all.

(Burei) RiffRaff:
With a bit of a mind flip

(Yakuza) Magenta:
You're into the time slip.

(Burei) RiffRaff:
And nothing can ever be the same.

(Yakuza) Magenta:
You're spaced out on sensation.

(Burei) RiffRaff:
Like you're under sedation.

All:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

(Obake) Columbia:
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise.
He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.

All:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

(Philosphical.Cheese) Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left.

All:
And then a step to the right.

(Philosphical.Cheese) Narrator:
With your hands on your hips.

All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.  

[Burei-mono]

John Obake

(Burei) RiffRaff:
It's astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely...

(Yakuza) Magenta:
Not for very much longer.

(Burei) RiffRaff:
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The Blackness would hit me

(Burei) RiffRaff:
And the void would be calling...

(Crew) Transylvanians:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

(Philosphical.Cheese) Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left.

All:
And then a step to the right.

(Philosphical.Cheese)Narrator:
With your hands on your hips.

All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

(Yakuza) Magenta:
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
So you can't see me, no, not at all.
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention,
Well secluded, I see all.

(Burei) RiffRaff:
With a bit of a mind flip

(Yakuza) Magenta:
You're into the time slip.

(Burei) RiffRaff:
And nothing can ever be the same.

(Yakuza) Magenta:
You're spaced out on sensation.

(Burei) RiffRaff:
Like you're under sedation.

All:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

(Obake) Columbia:
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise.
He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.

All:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

(Philosphical.Cheese) Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left.

All:
And then a step to the right.

(Philosphical.Cheese) Narrator:
With your hands on your hips.

All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

That's better. Hmm it's Saturday and there's nothing to do.  

[John Obake]

No there's stuff to do we just haven't told you about it yet.  

[Annafu]

now i have the sudden urge to go watch the rocky horror picture show.... curses!!! whee  

[renegade moofin]

Burei-mono

Philisophical.Cheese

Makes sense to me. I'm not bashing the fact, I was just trying to look at it logically...or illogically. My brother paints his fingernails....Okay, so I painted his fingernails pink that one time...>>;;

Biblically, a man wearing a dress IS immoral. But hey, crossdressers are hot in my book. Just look at Man-Faye..okay, so that's crossplaying. I crossplay. I don't find myself immoral for dressing up like a guy. Guys look hot in makeup most of the time anyways. -shrug-

Aww you're just a sweet transvestite.. *pats her on the head*

-gnaws on Burei's bunny hat- Do not pat me on the head. I get all weird and perverted and stuff when people pat me on the head, and I start acting like a cat.