Random Questions

[Condom Fairy]

I was just curious about a few things, like how normal i am, you guys mind answering a few questions for me?

1) how often to you masturbate, and be honest.
2) a**l sex, have you had it? Did you like it? will you do it again?
3) Have you ever cheated on someone? Did they find out?
4) Ever been cheated on?
5) Do you think you're capable of murder? (under the right circumstances?)
6) Do you talk to yourself? Give me an example of what you would say to yourself.


I won't ask anymore questions i know how ADD you guys can get.  

[Wall Mine]

1) How often do I fap?= Rarely. Although yesterday at 3:00am I kinda had the horn. Engaged in some hows-your-father. No details.

2) Buttsecks?= Never had. I can't speak for myself in the future.

3) Have I cheated?= Yes. No, they didn't find out. I was saving it for if they tried to fight with me. As a "stfu card" if you will.

4) Ever been cheated on?= I seriously doubt it.

5) Could I kill some christians?= Fo' Sho'

6) Do you talk to yourself?= When I was in school, I was walking home ranting about my technology teacher. My words were (roughly) "To be honest, he can ******** shove his "amateur artwork" where the sun isn't visible. I bet I get more poontang than he does. I'm sure I do. Stop, CAR! (Crosing road)." I still talk to myself. It's somewhat amusing.  

[punkarama]

1) how often to you masturbate, and be honest. - Once a week maybe.

2) a**l sex, have you had it? Did you like it? will you do it again? - NEVER! AND I NEVER WILL!!!

3) Have you ever cheated on someone? Did they find out? - nope

4) Ever been cheated on? - nope

5) Do you think you're capable of murder? (under the right circumstances?) - no

6) Do you talk to yourself? Give me an example of what you would say to yourself. - Sometimes ... sometimes I rehearse what I'm going to say to people.  

[primaI]

1) how often to you masturbate, and be honest.
Once or twice a week
2) a**l sex, have you had it? Did you like it? will you do it again?
I was the giver, and yes, was nice
3) Have you ever cheated on someone? Did they find out?
No
4) Ever been cheated on?
Too many times. It's a miricle I'm not an emo
5) Do you think you're capable of murder? (under the right circumstances?)
probably
6) Do you talk to yourself? Give me an example of what you would say to yourself.
I have to talk through what I doing to myself if I need to concentrate. Other times I'm re-living events that have happened in my life and I'd repeat what I said, or what I should of said.  

[Condom Fairy]

alright i've got another question: do you think at your core you are truly a good person? if you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1-10 (10 being purer than a saint, 1 the opposite) what would you give yourself, how do you think the people around you would score you?  

[Hzza]

I lol'd when you specified that you were the giver Tommeh!


1) how often to you masturbate, and be honest. At least once a day if I don't see the missus, I ether have sex, or I jack off...
2) a**l sex, have you had it? Did you like it? will you do it again? Yes, loved it, definatly do it again
3) Have you ever cheated on someone? Did they find out? No
4) Ever been cheated on? Yes, hardcore......
5) Do you think you're capable of murder? (under the right circumstances?) Yes (see above)
6) Do you talk to yourself? Give me an example of what you would say to yourself. I generally mutter to myself when I'm pissed off at something, so if someone gives me s**t at work I'll be like "Yeah, I can do that ********, if I wasn't get paid to I'd totally tell you to ******** off right now" etc etc. I'm a ranter cool  

[Vexxed]

1- not very often at all.
2- no, i think it would hurt too much
3- no i haven't, even though i've had the opportunity
4- not to my knowledge
5- i think we're all capable under very extreme circumstances
6- all the time. when i'm stressed out i'll say something like "i need to smoke crack all day" even though i don't smoke crack
7- ********. 6 maybe. i know i try to be a good person.  

[primaI]

Condom Fairy

alright i've got another question: do you think at your core you are truly a good person? if you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1-10 (10 being purer than a saint, 1 the opposite) what would you give yourself, how do you think the people around you would score you?

7. I like to think of my self as a very moral being, but I know I screw people over and I even do it when I don't see it and don't realize that I do it.

And yes Hzza I have done my lady up the poo-tank. When do bust your brown hole?  

[Condom Fairy]

Tommy the Cat

Condom Fairy

alright i've got another question: do you think at your core you are truly a good person? if you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1-10 (10 being purer than a saint, 1 the opposite) what would you give yourself, how do you think the people around you would score you?

7. I like to think of my self as a very moral being, but I know I screw people over and I even do it when I don't see it and don't realize that I do it.

And yes Hzza I have done my lady up the poo-tank. When do bust your brown hole?

so like... an 8?  

[Heff]

1) I don't jill off, dawg. I'm lame. Oh well.
2) a**l sex. Hell yes. Hell yes. Hell mother ******** yes.
3) Nooooo. That's terrible.
4) Nope. ;D
5) Perhaps.
6) I have full on conversations with myself.
"Good morning...What are we doing today?"
"Hmm..Idk. Let's check the phone. biggrin "
"Let's seeeee....OH! You have new messages. You're so popular."
"Nah, it's just gay Bam trying to get at you again. What a gay."
"Oh well, whatever. So. Shower?"
"I believe that is a splendid idea, darling. Let's."
"Indeed."  

[Condom Fairy]

maybe you should start heff (jilling off) it helps to prevent yeast infections... which could by why i've never had one ninja  

[punkarama]

Condom Fairy

maybe you should start heff (jilling off) it helps to prevent yeast infections... which could by why i've never had one ninja

Yeah, me either. It's fantastic stress relief too.  

[Hzza]

Pics or GTFO  

[Hzza]

I see you apear to have gotten the ******** out.

Tommy, I'm sorry, I broke the guild......  

[primaI]

Hzza

I see you apear to have gotten the ******** out.

Tommy, I'm sorry, I broke the guild......

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