Insane crossover ideas!

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Alright, I just hit a brainstorm for a new topic... please bear with me! Insane and/or wacky crossover ideas with Resident Evil! And to commemorate the first idea I've had, I am writing the same thing that gave me the idea:

Freddy: Look at this gang! There have been reports of disappearances around the old Spencer Mansion!
Velma: Jinkies! Do you think it could be a-...
Daphne: Well isn't it obvious?
Freddy: Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands gang! Someone go get Shaggy and Scooby away from the slushy machine.

Scooby-Doo getting mixed up in Resident Evil.  

[Canas Renvall]

Fresh, odd, totally zany... I like it. biggrin

Michelle Yeoh vs. Ada Wong. razz

Michelle: I was a Bond girl!
Ada: Psh, I was (still kinda am heart ) a Leon girl. Yeah, who's the better action star now, huh?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Alice beats up Nemesis.

Kane: Finish him! .... I said finish him!

Alice rips Nemesis' head off with his spine.

Kane: Alice wins! Fatality!  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

*Wesker comes up from the corner* TOASTYYY!!!  

[Canas Renvall]

Zangief and Lisa Trevor duke it out.

Zangief: *performs a 15-hit combo and smashes her to the ground* biggrin
Lisa: *gets up* Mooother... *smacks Zangief once with her bound arms and he's knocked out*  

[NotteRequiem]

Sephiroth: MY hair is prettier!
Sergei: No... MINE is!
(etc. etc. etc)  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hunters! Heros covered in scales! Hunter Power!

Leonardo-Hunter R
Donatello-121 Beta Hunter
Michelangelo-124 Gamma Hunter
Raphael-121 Alpha Hunter

Splinter-Progenitor Leeches that were exposed to too much kung-fu movies and made a compiled mimicry human in the form of all the sensei from all the movies  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Chris runs into the Tyrant room.
Wesker: Mr. Redfield! Surprised to see me?  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Robin: Holy homicides, Batman! Look down there!
Batman: Good gracious Robin! Those police officers will need our help if they're going to stand against that undead onslaught! To the Batmobile!
*Denna nenna neh Nah!*  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

While we're on the subject...

Batman and robin are climbing a wall of the building in their typical fashion: http://youtube.com/watch?v=RLZQ3OLEJWE It's at 2:42. If you've never seen it, you're not a Batman fan. xd

Suddenly, Ada zooms by with her hookshot.

Batman: b***h...  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

(In yo' face! I own the VHS! *Looks about* Man, I thought this would bring more people back to the Guild...)

*Zombie draws near Sherry, then behind it she sees a large man, clad in Biker clothes, he carries a box of roses and pulls a sawed off shotgun from it, shooting the zombie's head off* "Come with me if you want to live!"  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Michael Jackson: "Cause this is Thriller!!!"

Zombies behind MJ drop after headshots, one by one.
Chris is standing in the distance, aiming his gun.

MJ: "You DO know these are actors..."  

[RoninFox]

The RE heroes vs. Freddy Krueger and/or Jason Voorhees. 'Nuff said. xd  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Well, I don't think shooting either of them in the head is gonna do anything. Chris is ********.  

[REaceofclubs]

Seriously, he's just gonna die. Mr. Kreuger is gonna get him good.