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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:26 pm
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With all this talk of movie bashing going around the guild, and the general decay of all films as of late (For example, Alien Vs Predator, had potential to be one of the greatest movies ever, but they made it a 15 to get a bigger audence, and thus more money) I decided to do a run down of the 5 greatest moments in Cinema history.
1) From Ichi the Killer - Kakihara tortures Suzuki
So here's whats happening. Kakihara is a member of the Anjo gang. When the boss, Anjo goes missing, the whole gang is determined to find him. He hears a tiny rumour about this guy, Suzuki, and tortures him.
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First off, Suzuki comes around to find himself a** naked suspended from the ceiling by meathooks, going through his body. Kakihara then stabs him through the cheek with his cool pin-like knives. Suzuki doesn't know where the boss is, so is continually tortured. Kakihara then continues to pour boiling hot oil on his back and head.
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2) From Ichi the Killer - Kakihara cuts off his own tongue.
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To apologize about Suzuki, Kakihara cuts off his own tongue, and hands it to Suzuki's boss. Then answers his phone.
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3) From Ichi the Killer - Kakihara removes his facial piercings, and lets Longie punch him in the face. Kakihara then catches his fist in his mouth, and graws away at his skin, to the bone.
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4) From Ichi the Killer - Ichi slices a hookers abusive boyfriend in half
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Theres no real reason for this.
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5) From Ichi the Killer - The random little old guy (Fijii) turns out to be a bodybuilder
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Hows that for a twist? Screw fight club, we want muscly midgets.
6) From Ichi the Killer - Kakihara blows smoke out of the scars in his face
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7) From Ichi the Killer - Ichi slices open a girls throat
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So this girl is sent to screw with Ichi's mind, and make him kill again. And he does. Oh, he does.
8] From Ichi the Killer - Kakihara dislocates his jaw and lets it hang loose
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9) From Ichi the Killer - Kakihara gets kicked out of the crime syndicate, and makes someone pay.
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The victims girlfriend joins in on the other cheek.
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:42 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:04 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:38 am
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:12 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:09 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:05 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 12:50 pm
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Lucca Ashtear Psh. Obviously the best moment in film history is this: From Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope - A little tall for a stormtrooper! Right, so there's a scene where C-3PO and R2-D2 are in a control room on the Death Star, and a squadron of Imperial Stormtroopers marches in. Watch carefully... ![User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.](https://graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) One Stormtrooper hits his head against the door frame! This scene lives on in infamy, and was never removed from the final cut of the movie. Oh, and better still - on their way out of the room, ALL of the Stormtroopers duck! Meanwhile, I thought I was the guild mascot! I figured that was the reason I was invited to the guild... after all, the reason WAS 'because ferrets and hippies go together!' you can both be the mascot, i dont want any tension here man, your killing my buzz!
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:55 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:30 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:31 pm
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Lucca Ashtear Psh. Obviously the best moment in film history is this: From Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope - A little tall for a stormtrooper! Right, so there's a scene where C-3PO and R2-D2 are in a control room on the Death Star, and a squadron of Imperial Stormtroopers marches in. Watch carefully... ![User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.](https://graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif) One Stormtrooper hits his head against the door frame! This scene lives on in infamy, and was never removed from the final cut of the movie. Oh, and better still - on their way out of the room, ALL of the Stormtroopers duck! Meanwhile, I thought I was the guild mascot! I figured that was the reason I was invited to the guild... after all, the reason WAS 'because ferrets and hippies go together!' It sounds like a good scene indeed, but it doesn't envolve blood and or body modifications.
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:09 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:13 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:22 pm
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