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Well, every night after school, Elswood and I get togethher, and make up a setting for us to have a Noah rp session. It's always a great time. XD
Below is one of our first: The Noah Family Picnic.
If it's too hardcore/cracked up/scary, then please, by all means delete it. There's no sex, but it's still pretty wierd. So... read, if you want. ^^
At the Noah family picnic...
Earl: Try some of the potato salad, boys. It’s simply potatoes and mayonnaise masked together. It’s delicious~!
He hands them the salad bowl.
David reaches in with his hands.
Tyki: Here, use a spoon, you heathen.
David: I don’t need no spoon!
He throws it into the woods.
Earl: That was MY GOOD CHINA.
Jasdevi: Sorry, master… ^^U
David eats the potato salad and promptly gags.
Tyki: Wonderful.
Earl: Oh, well… you’ll like the pie I’ve baked~!
Earl hands Jasdevi some pie.
J: *sticks his hand into the pie and shoves the food into his mouth, which is rather hard with it being all sewen up.*
Tyki watches in disgust.
Road eggs them on.
"Go, guys, eat it!"
D: Lemme have some of that. *takes pie from his brother*
Tyki: Oh, dear, here we go...
D: *smashes his face into the pie.*
Tyki: Lovely, David.
Road laughs hysterically.
Earl: Huhuhu…
D: *throws the empty pie tin on the ground when he is done eating*
Tyki: O_O
D: "That was pretty good."
J: "yeah."
Earl: Vety Good~!
Tyki: Erm, I'm not quite hungry at all, to be honest, master...
Tyki mumbles:n Not after that display...
D: "Eat something Tyki, or are you anorexic?"
J: hehee!
Tyki: No, I'm just not a glutton.
Tyki: Unlike two naughty little brats I know.
D: Skin?
Skin: "What? I'm eating here!"
J: shuttup ya fatass.
Skin shoves some sugar packets meant for coffee in hids mouth.
Skin: YOU talked to ME, filthy brats!
J: I'm not dirty, and took a shower before we left.
: Skin: ...Who're you calling filthy?!
D: Tyki.
Tyki ...(Not responding)
D: I don't feel so well...
Tyki: I'm not surprised.
D-* falls over, grabbing stomach*
J: Are you ok David?
: Road: "Oh, no, mommy, help!"
Earl: What's wrong, poppet~?
D: * stands back up* "I’m fine."
* vomits*
Tyki stares at the puddle on the grass.
Tyki: "Great."
D: Now I feel way better.
: Road: Oh, good!
D: I wish we had more pie.
I thought I wouldn't be able to play with anyone, if you all got sick!
Tyki: The last thing we need is more pie!
J: But the pie was good.
D: yeah it was well.
Tyki facepalms, and murmurs: "I'm going to use the... er, tree."
He walks away behind a tree.
Jasdevi: *sneak up behind Tyki*
Tyki: “Those brats are driving me absolutely... nuts?!"
Jasdevi: "BOO!"
Tyki: AGH! GET OUT OF HERE, YOU TWO!!!
Tyki: You nasty little perverts! What are you doing?!
D: Were you pissing?
Tyki: I needed to--
Tyki: Why are you both here?!
Tyki: GET OUT!
J: What, do you dislike me?
Tyki hastily pulls up his pants, and zips them with a scowl.
Tyki: When you sneak up on me while I use the tree, yes.
J: "I thought you loved us!"
Tyki sighs.
D: w'ere your family, ya jerk!
Tyki: We are family, but that doesn't mean we're... THAT close.
D: It's not like I wanna see yer d**k.
Tyki: Let’s not discuss it... And it's an indication that you do, when you sneak up behind me.
D: What's an indication?
Tyki: ...When my pants are down.
Tyki: No, it's-- Agh, just go back to the blanket.
J: Aren't ya gonna piss?
Tyki: I DID. Thank you, for asking.
J: EWWWW!
D; stop talkin' about pissing, Tyki.
Tyki says nothing, and strides back to the blanket, in a horrid mood.
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