I'm designing a hilarious tattoo

[[ Danger Woman ]]

So my little step sister keeps bugging me to design these awful tattoos that are either slutty or completely for tools.

For example, she wanted me to design a tattoo of a "tribal cross with dark angel wings coming out of it" and she wanted it to be placed on her hip near her crotch. Yeah, real classy.

I refused because it's stupid and slutty and TRIBAL CROSS WTF?!?! So basically I ignored her for a few months.

Just yesterday she texted me that she now wants a tattoo of koi (those big Japanese carp/goldfish things) with some flowers since she wants a Japanese tattoo...and I was telling my brother how ridiculous it was and GET THIS;

He has convinced me to draw a realistic version of Magikarp from pokemon. IM SO GONNA DO IT--she'll never know the difference and folk who DO know Magikarp will be all what the hell, and point out that she has a pokemon tattoo. It's gonna be ggrrreat! I think I'm going to even write some kanji for "Stupid Magical Fish" on there and not tell her what it means. rofl rofl  

[punkarama]

DO IT!! You are fantastic!

Wow you're sister realy is into the generic tattoos that are completely unoriginal and overdone.  

[Bias Filled Rainbow xD]

Hahaha,, you really shoud,, that would be soo funny... lol and get a picture of it  

[[ Danger Woman ]]

*eyeroll*

She just sent me a text that said she wanted the words "Trust No-one, Fear Nothing" in Japanese..

I had to promptly explain to her that those phrases do not exist in the Japanese language as those phrases go against the traditional values of Japan being that there is hardly such thing as an individual in society.  

[Vexxed]

My brother wants me to design a tattoo for him too. I'm not even that good at drawing. And he isn't telling me what he wants. He already has really gay tattoos, I'd feel too bad purposefully adding to the monstrosity.  

[Super Ultra Mega LinZ]

Yeah I decided not to design anything on her because she'll probably regret the tattoos later on---not to mention my step mom can be a b***h and will have me murdered if she found out.  

[Jacky Boy]

you can't really phrase the term "cliché" in kanji can you?  

[Vexxed]

my brother just got a really bad tattoo on his chest of his skin ripped off and machine parts underneath. i'd post the picture but i'd be too embarrassed.  

[primaI]

Post it. Seriously or I'll make a poll about whether we should ban you.  

[Vexxed]

Tommy the Cat

Post it. Seriously or I'll make a poll about whether we should ban you.

haha. ok.




i hope that works. i just copied the img location from the email it was in.

you can't really tell, but the top is his shoulder, and then his n****e is just cut off. so its pretty big. he's a pretty big guy. and i'm pretty embarrassed that my very own brother has that queer tattoo.  

[primaI]

I'm so gonna get a tattoo of a red x.  

[Vexxed]

it works on my computer.... gonk




there.  

[CokePixie]

so danger... you don't by chance still have that magickarp picture laying around do you ninja  

[Disco Gnome]

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you can't really phrase the term "cliché" in kanji can you?

lol, When I was apprenticing to become a Tattoo artist, one of the things we used to Joke on alot was people who get some Kanji's but cant read them... Its like you can tattoo one for "potatoe Farmer" on them and tell them it means "warrior" and they would never know.

As A joke I tattoed the Kanji for "Stupid" on my self (I verified it be fore I did it with the help of a Japanese friends mother)

The best part if when I run into someone who speaks fluent Japanese... they laugh there a** off when they see it and then they laugh some more when I tell them I did it as A joke on the trend  

[punkarama]

Disco Gnome

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you can't really phrase the term "cliché" in kanji can you?

lol, When I was apprenticing to become a Tattoo artist, one of the things we used to Joke on alot was people who get some Kanji's but cant read them... Its like you can tattoo one for "potatoe Farmer" on them and tell them it means "warrior" and they would never know.

As A joke I tattoed the Kanji for "Stupid" on my self (I verified it be fore I did it with the help of a Japanese friends mother)

The best part if when I run into someone who speaks fluent Japanese... they laugh there a** off when they see it and then they laugh some more when I tell them I did it as A joke on the trend

There's a documentary ... I can't remember what it's called. But it's basically about some tattoo artists going around to people with kanji tattooed on them and telling them what it actually says ( the majority of them were wrong ). ******** I wish I could remember what it was called.