The Prompt #8

[Jak the Bard]

I was at the vending machine, buying a simple muffin. The machine took my $1.50, and the coil didn't even turn. I shook the machine a bit... still nothing. I slid my scythe through the slot to try to get the muffin down, but my reach was too short.
I began to get frustrated. I smacked the side of the machine, but my efforts were futile. This got me incredibly angry. I readied my scythe, and slashed at the vending machine, only to have my blade repelled after cutting less than an inch into the metal frame. The veins on my head popped out, and I decided: it was time for drastic measures.
The muffin still hadn't moved when I came driving by with the steamroller.

LAWLZ!!! cliffhangers are fun!  

[serephemeral]

Yay, keep going! But what happens if you flatten the muffin? sad  

[Jak the Bard]

Cont'd

I picked up the flattened muffin that I tried to get, the package had ruptured, and I smiled with simple contentment. I walked away with my lunch, the steamroller left in the rubble of the wall behind what was once the machine.

Lolz. I don't mind flattened muffins.  

[serephemeral]

Nooo, flattened muffin! crying Poor...muffin....  

[Jak the Bard]

I likes da flattened muffinz!!!  

[Kasi Karra]

5 second rule ninja  

[Celestial Bard]

I agree wholeheartedly.