The narrator is Rufus Shinra (From Final Fantasy VII) so....I figured a few people here might be fans and would like to read it. Some of the names are members from our forum, and Caiba is the name of the City that our old RP used to take place........just some info...on the random things in the poem that people might not understand. xD
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T'was the Night Before Christmas
By: Tiffie & Tohru
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the mansion,
Not a creature was stirring, 'cept Reno with his play boy collection.
The stockings were hung by Tohru with care,
In hopes that St. Jenova soon would be there.
Little Dark Nation was nestled all snug in her bed,
While visions of plastic spiders danced in her head.
And Rini in her bunny ears, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long Christmas nap.
When out side I hear something erupt,
I lazily went to the window, to tell them to shut up.
Away to the window I drug my feet,
Pushed it open and cursed my lack of beauty sleep.
The moon shown bright over Caiba below,
Such a beautiful night, all covered in snow.
And now what must my eyes show ,
But a beautiful airship, and eight golden chocobo.
With a little old driver, so dark...so goth,
I knew in a moment it must be Sephiroth.
Quick like the moogles they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now Anderson! now, Silk! now, Reno and Dmitri!
On, Skullbox! On, Kyoko! on, on Jagen and Kioki!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
As the dry leaves followed the airship close behind,
Some flew into the window, and hit me in the eye.
Refocusing my vision I saw the airship fly past,
If I dont get something Im kicking his a$$!!!!
And then, in fear I heard something on the roof
Could it be my mansion wasn't theifproof?
I rushed through the house, on my face shown a frown
But alas, the chimney he came down.
He was dressed all in black, from his head to his toe,
And his clothes were all tarnished with blood and dried cocoa.
A sack of mako, he placed on his back,
Like a homeless person, that poor sap
His eyes-glowed so frighteningly! his dimples how scary!
His cheeks were so pale, there wasn't any chance this guy was merry!
He smiled, at least I think it was a smile from what I could see.
And the cheap beard he wore, from the dollar tree.
I see the long sword clung to his back,
Oh someone help us, will St. Jenova attack?
He had a slim face, and long wavy hair,
What kind of gel does he use....uh..ehem, not that I care.
He was thin as a rail, too tall to be an elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A glare from his eyes, and a shake of his head,
Let me know I had something to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled Rini's stocking, leaving mine empty...that jerk!!
And raising his sword high into the air,
He gave a quick nod, having no gifts to spare.
He sprang up the chimney, and into his airship,
Then away they all flew as he cracked his large whip.
Then I heard his dark voice, as he flew out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to Caiba, and to all a good-night!"
By: Tiffie & Tohru
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the mansion,
Not a creature was stirring, 'cept Reno with his play boy collection.
The stockings were hung by Tohru with care,
In hopes that St. Jenova soon would be there.
Little Dark Nation was nestled all snug in her bed,
While visions of plastic spiders danced in her head.
And Rini in her bunny ears, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long Christmas nap.
When out side I hear something erupt,
I lazily went to the window, to tell them to shut up.
Away to the window I drug my feet,
Pushed it open and cursed my lack of beauty sleep.
The moon shown bright over Caiba below,
Such a beautiful night, all covered in snow.
And now what must my eyes show ,
But a beautiful airship, and eight golden chocobo.
With a little old driver, so dark...so goth,
I knew in a moment it must be Sephiroth.
Quick like the moogles they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now Anderson! now, Silk! now, Reno and Dmitri!
On, Skullbox! On, Kyoko! on, on Jagen and Kioki!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
As the dry leaves followed the airship close behind,
Some flew into the window, and hit me in the eye.
Refocusing my vision I saw the airship fly past,
If I dont get something Im kicking his a$$!!!!
And then, in fear I heard something on the roof
Could it be my mansion wasn't theifproof?
I rushed through the house, on my face shown a frown
But alas, the chimney he came down.
He was dressed all in black, from his head to his toe,
And his clothes were all tarnished with blood and dried cocoa.
A sack of mako, he placed on his back,
Like a homeless person, that poor sap
His eyes-glowed so frighteningly! his dimples how scary!
His cheeks were so pale, there wasn't any chance this guy was merry!
He smiled, at least I think it was a smile from what I could see.
And the cheap beard he wore, from the dollar tree.
I see the long sword clung to his back,
Oh someone help us, will St. Jenova attack?
He had a slim face, and long wavy hair,
What kind of gel does he use....uh..ehem, not that I care.
He was thin as a rail, too tall to be an elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A glare from his eyes, and a shake of his head,
Let me know I had something to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled Rini's stocking, leaving mine empty...that jerk!!
And raising his sword high into the air,
He gave a quick nod, having no gifts to spare.
He sprang up the chimney, and into his airship,
Then away they all flew as he cracked his large whip.
Then I heard his dark voice, as he flew out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to Caiba, and to all a good-night!"
