Inspired By A Recent Post: An Unusual Pokesong

[oGolem]

*Keys up, testing the piano to a marching tune* Ooooh....

I've had martinis with Dratinis,
But they're savage drunks~
I've gotten wrecked with Parasect,
But they smell worse than skunks.

I've oft self-smashed with rapidash,
But they hit the floor fast;
I got pissed when Machokes insist,
But they claimed I was nice-assed.

I've done some time with Mr. Mime,
(He tried some things that should be a crime)
I've got jailed, no chance of bail,
(But helped a slowking hit the rail.)

We busted loose thanks to Zangoose
And once we were nice and free,
We all gave thanks and got ourselves tanked,
Won't you sing the chorus with me?

--Chorus--
It's a drunken Poke-party,
Everyone and their partner is welcome here,
It's a Big, Wild, Poke-party,
So everybody grab yourself a beer!  

[Aoi Hikari]

......You sir, are a Genius. rofl rofl rofl rofl


Encore! Encore!  

[Sui Kune]

Wow, Golem's turned into Al, Aoi! XD *inside-joke*

*claps* Excellent!! X3  

[Load Chaud]

GUINNESS MAN: Brilliant!!  

[Nethilia]

...That is going to be the unofficial song of the Stumbling Blaziken Bar in Celsium. If you don't mind.  

[oGolem]

Nethilia

...That is going to be the unofficial song of the Stumbling Blaziken Bar in Celsium. If you don't mind.

..."Stumbling Blaziken Bar"? Madam, I would be Honored. *mild bow* Thank you all! Feel free to contribute your own oddities, or would you like me to compose something else?  

[Vickicat]

rofl LOL! That's great.  

[Dartanian Isthill]

XD! Now that is awesome! ::gives standing ovation:: I feel inspired to try drawing something. eek INSPIRATION! GLORIOUS INSPIRATION!  

[[Philosophy In A Teacup]]

Pure jenuis genius. heart  

[Firecat39]

thats really good...reminds me of my friend's drunk pikachu comics. he'd roll over laghing if he heard this. rofl  

[Ginga]

I just gotta say... I don't understand why when we suddenly make a rule that clearly says, "Don't bump threads that are over a month old! Let them die!" that people don't understand. Is it not clear enough?

*waits for the a**-kicking to commence and sighs*  

[Fox Demon Shippo]

Ginga

I just gotta say... I don't understand why when we suddenly make a rule that clearly says, "Don't bump threads that are over a month old! Let them die!" that people don't understand. Is it not clear enough?

*waits for the a**-kicking to commence and sighs*

I know what you mean. It was barely a problem before, but...anywho...

PLEASE STOP NECROING! Nero39, you have done this a few times, and if I see it again, I may just go to Neth ((or SB?)) and ask if I have banning priviledges. stare

So please. It may be a great, funny song, but don't post unless you have something REALLY GOOD to contribute. Okay?

EDIT: OHHoho. No. You are being reported to lady Neth now. Or SB. Maybe both. But you have done this many times.  

[Load Chaud]

[possesses the powers of the King of All Cosmos]

[all turns to darkness, only with a fearsome, shadowed figure of Chaud visable]
[Chaud fires eye beams at the necroers]

How can We make it any simplier for you to understand!? [fires beams]

We have made several threads regarding no reviving dead threads! [fires beams]

Have you not read the rules We set up to keep order? [fires beams]

We must now take action, We must! [fires beams]

Consider thread locked, and banination pending! [fires beams]

(To the higher ranked: By no means am I claiming the creation of anything here... I just felt like talking like the King.)