Demon Dreadnought Ragnarok

[Anakoni]

Locale Name: Demon Dreadnought Ragnarok

Classification: Other
(district, business, city service, eatery or inn, clan, other)

Controlled: DINER

Description: The ruins of Dis had slowly drifted upwards, past the clouds and out of sight. During this time, the rubble had reconstructed itself. Not into Dis, but into something far more dangerous--the ancient Demon Super-Weapon, Ragnarok. This massive ship measures approximately two miles in length, half of a mile in height and a third of a mile in width. It's exact measurements are no longer known, since it's merging with the battleship Truncheon. Before the merger, the front of the Dreadnought bore a massive Dragon's skull that served as the casing for the main gun and as a means of intimidation. Afterwards, the Dragon's skull remains, though warped and twisted by the metal of the second ship. The entire thing radiates a miasma of evil, and almost seems like some sort of sick hybrid of a god of destruction and a machine... except in the long absence of flesh-and-blood inhabitants, tiny wildflowers have taken hold and bloom along once terrible ridges, encouraged and tended by the android staffing of the Truncheon.

Past Events:

Current Events: Change in Ownership; New DINER

Last Current Events Page:  

[MasterHan]

I'll join you and your evil scheme! I might even make money while I'm at it.  

[MasterHan]

(( Alright, RP time))

Jack enters through a door into his Living Quarters. It's a somewhat dark room, not much lighting, and rather small as well. Scattered on the walls are mainly different types of whips, and a few sharp objects here and there. There's a desk in the corner of the room, where there is a small stand where he puts his whip on. Opposite of the room is his bed, which amazingly looks untouched. Jack throws himself on his bed and lets out a large sigh.

" Kid got lucky...hmph. I'll make sure to get him next time..."

Jack raises his hand while laying on his bed and clenches his fist.  

[Anakoni]

*Miso kicks down the door to Jack's room, and looks around inside. he lets out a sigh and puts his hands on his hips* Well, considering all those whips on the wall, I'd say you're a veeeery bad boy, Jack. *he laughs like an idiot, then suddenly stops* In my office, now. *he runs out of the room, stops, and looks at the door on the ground.* Uhh... I'll get that... *he picks up the door, puts it back, then slams it. his foot steps can be heard running down the hall.*  

[MasterHan]

Jack blinks. He blinks again twice.

" b*****d."

And he gets off his bed and goes to Miso's office.  

[Anakoni]

*In his office, there is a huge ebony desk. Behind this desk, Miso sat and poked at the small tiki-dancer bobbler on his desk* A liki laky louie is a thing we say...  

[MasterHan]

Jack, being slightly disturbed as to what his Captain just said, responds.

" ...Yes"  

[Anakoni]

*He looks up slowly, and blinks a few times. He slowly picks up the tiki-dancer and places it under his desk.* Erm...Well...I personally don't say it all too often, but, you know... *he looks around awkwardly, and taps a pen on his desk.*  

[MasterHan]

"So...uh.."
Jack shifts his eyes back and forth, then points to a seat.

" Mind if I sit down?"  

[Anakoni]

*He stares blankly at Jack, as if he'd just heard the stupidist thing of his life* No, I'd rather you stand, even though there's a chair that just so happens to be pulled out, as if to say "Hey Jack, sit in me!" but you can't. *He stops tapping the pen* Yes, you may be seated.  

[MasterHan]

Jack looks at the chair, and looks at Miso.

" I dun wanna anymore.. stare "  

[Anakoni]

*He blinks* Alright, then stand, you ungrateful b*****d. They say there's "No such thing as stupid questions, only stupid replies." You, my friend, just proved the former to be incorrect, and also achieved the latter. I would clap, but I don't want to waste my energy on people who refuse to sit in my chairs.  

[MasterHan]

" Well what if the chair is trapped? You know they also say 'Never trust anyone', which besides being a quote I should write down, is a very good idea.."

Jack gets a great feel of proudness, as if he acieved a medal in...something.  

[Anakoni]

*He stands up and slams his hands on the desk* Damnit Jack, thats the second time you've said something stupid! It must be some kind of a record! Now, let me ask you this, why in the blue *he pauses* hell would I trap a chair that I expect my only employee to sit in?!  

[MasterHan]

Jack thinks, then responds.

" Well at least I have an awesome nickname, Crimson Jack, because all I leave behind is the blood of my enemies."

Jack pauses.

" Do YOU have a bad-a** nickname? Cause you're not bad-a** if you don't have a bad-a** nickname."