weird......

[xXSquirellflightXx]

Once I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up, the pillow was gone...

I strted laughing so hard when i saw this!  

[mommyissniffer]

OKAY

if swimming is so good for ur figure, explain whales.
is there another word for thesaurus? or synonym?
i planted birdseed in my garden. a bird came up. now, i dunno what to fed it.
show me a man who glued his feet to the ground,and ill show you a man who cant take off his pants.
whats afree gift? aren't all gifts free?
id give my right arm to be ambidextrous
they told me i was gullable. i believed them.
i had amnesia once... or was it twice?
last week i forgot how to ride my bike.
one nice thing about egoligsts: they dont talk aout others.
i used to be indescicive. now im not sure.
how can there be self help 'groups'?
if ur cross eyed and have dislexia, can u read well?
is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

xDDD  

[lilly-chama]

lol that is freakin halarious!XDD
i was going to put:
it aint called stalkin its merely observing someone in their natural habitat
its not rape if u enjoy it
there's no such thing as two people cheating, one of them is merely helping out the other.  

[ii_Epick_High x3]

"I ate my FlOOm..."



Wat da hell is a FlOOm?!  

[moniQue_231991]

I attacked my ceiling fan, because I thought there was a monkey on it ready to jump on me and eat my face.
That was really a night terror though.
So...I guess when I got tangled up in the drying rack in the bedroom.  

[falling in the darkness]

that is werid XD  

[Stephanie027]

I was just wandering around towns when I saw this girl who was saying she has so many talents here in Gaia.

She said her talents where "Singing, dancing and reading.."

I interfered with her talk with someone and I was like "What? Reading is a talent?" xD

Lulz  

[Leto Kokoro]

To me this is weird... and completely wrong in my book...

I HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ!

 

[Two-bit FoxTrot]

"This hostage stuff is fun!"
- Alice Cullen (Twilight =D)  

[pom -pom23]

i ate ur pudding  

[morgan_317]

it was during christmas and my sister got 1 that said "if u c santa jacking off over your head 2 nite its ok... i told him u wanted a white christmas.... " it was so weird...  

[Alice Of Murderland]

beautiful_butterfly118

it was during christmas and my sister got 1 that said "if u c santa jacking off over your head 2 nite its ok... i told him u wanted a white christmas.... " it was so weird...

LMFAO.

 

[sparten1170]

i once had a dream that there was a weird crcodile running around and it cut my big bros head off, so i ducktaped it back on and he lived ^_^  

[AllisaDiaz]

Last night I had a dream that Kerry and Bush were debating in my dad's living room. Their supporters were in the kitchen throwing chicken bones at each other.

I think I ate too much candy last night