Battlefield. [War thread]

[Femmunition]

It's basically a battlefield of any kind of war.
Form alliances, enemies, attack, defend, friendly flame, RP, etc..

We now have a subforum called "Battlefield" for mass and proffesional war RPying against other guilds, guilds are to make their own layouts/threads of battlefields there, should they want to RP against a certain guild.

Anything goes, provided letters and posts abide by TOS.  

[Femmunition]

Ok, I'll start.

*Attacks UGMF guild with hugs* Take that! Meuahahe. =3  

[duir ancient]

[ *stares at Femm and warily levels foam cannon at nearby guildies* ]

[ None shall take me alive! ]

 

[Femmunition]

*Giant hug robot mobilizes, defense systems activate*
Bring it on.

Dead it is then. ;3  

[envoy to duir]

[ The robohugger! It's online! ]

[ *jumps to defend Requiem with oversized rubber chicken* ]
[ Wait a tic, this is a chicken. What happened to my buzzaxe? ]

 

[Femmunition]

Oh noes! A rubber chicken. Btw, your buzzaxe is in the cleaners. =O
Rampages. ;D
*Steps on enemies and hugs them for good measure*
 

[duir ancient]

[ Blargh, I are squished... ]

[ *puffs on thumb to reinflate self, then fires a hug-seeker SAM at roboHUG* ]

 

[Femmunition]

What is it with silvur haired men todai. It's like national attack Femm day.

*roboHUG blocks it with robo kiss missiles*
Kisslicious rays will melt you with radiation.  

[duir ancient]

[ I wasn't attacking you, I was defending myself against your colossal iHug. ]

[ *whips out giant rubber mallet* He better not come after me again. ]

 

[Femmunition]

Defending yourself from roboHug is futile, cease and desist.
Defending yourself -> Defending my plan. x3

*roboHug eats mallet and leaves for now* roboHug is satisfied of the sacrifice made to him, you may live another day. =)
 

[duir ancient]

[ *rejoices* ]

[ Wait. Defending myself was fulfilling your plan? What the devil is your plan, anyway? ]

 

[Femmunition]

It's so secret, I don't even know. D:
Wait.. now I remember, my plan was to place atomic kiss bombs on you, they're like halo plasma gernades, except you can control when they explode.
*Activates kiss enabled self-destruct on you* Have a good day. =3  

[duir ancient]

[ *frowns at bombs, then leaps at you just before they go off, arms outstretched for a hug* ]

[ If I'm going to look like I'm covered in an apocalyptic case of kissin' pox, I'm taking you with me. ]

 

[Femmunition]

I see you've hugged my twin mannequan.
*Activates twin's destruction*
=P  

[duir ancient]

[ *glares from a soot-covered face beneath a permed hairdo* ]

[ Well, good thing I'm just Requiem's stunt double. ]