Reggie's Bodyguard

[Meta_Fish]

Eggness: http://gonintendo.com/wp-content/photos/thumb_4348044.jpg
Eggness: awesome
Fish: His fist looks huge
Fish: Why does he have a bodyguard?
Eggness: Because he doesn't want to accidentally murder anyone
Eggness: Which would happen if he tried to defend himself
Fish: xD  

[Kuzodav]

I think his fist is more intimidating than his bodyguard.  

[dragn99]

Dude.
Reggie totally would.