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bodilyfunctionsgoneawall

PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:52 pm


okay laughh its a joke.. smile
PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:28 pm


omg one time on the bus i was talkin 2 this 1 dude about people having sex with animals and he was like what if some dude had sex with a horse *we said did it cuz my bus driver was right there* and i was like they do its called horse back riding!!!lol it was hilarious :0)
theres my dirty joke :0)
ok byee :0)  

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notorious-1

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:27 pm


My conversation with someone me and my friend call "Squirrel ********" if you see his avi it's obvious why but I am taking his name out and replacing it for reasons of stalkers I known him from before but never actually got his name until my friend found him
Well here it is! ENJOY!!
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It started off by me posting a comment saying:"OMFG ITS SQUIRREL ******** me?? LOL
rally sometime ago LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY FRIEND FOUND THE AMAZING SQUIRREL ******** style="text-decoration: underline">__________________________________________
From there was PM:

Squirrel ******** wut?

Me:you have a squirrel a** on you d**k your the squirrel ******** biggrin
lol dont take it as offense your awesome but still xP


Squirrel ******** you gay? sweatdrop
Me:no i have a gf what did you think Destiny<3 above the picture was?


Squirrel ******** i didn't pay attention

Me:LOL
my gf is bi if thats anything to you xD


Squirrel ******** i was just wondering why you were talking about my d**k eek eek confused lol

Me:no i was talking about your avi is ******** a squirrel


Squirrel ******** knoww

Me:well thats why my friend and i call you the squirrel ******** LOL


Squirrel ******** i got horny dramallama

Me:LMFAO!!!!


Squirrel ******** class="smilies smilies_dramallama"> dramallama dramallama dramallama

Me:lol watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNEX3g7NVQM
it will make you super horny


Squirrel ********: o bby
i just came

Me:i thought i had problems xD


Squirrel ******** class="smilies smilies_heart"> heart heart heart
PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:29 pm


ALSO sorry for the strong language but thats what we call him and he accepted it when we met him in rally but lost his name for about a month and this post is called "Dirrtyy JOKESSS"

notorious-1


itsToxicl3tch

PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:53 pm


LOL. heart heart heart heart
PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:00 pm


lol

azel14666


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:06 pm


Dont know any jokes...
PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:09 pm


Spell"SAGGIN"BACKWARDZ
LOL

IIM1CK3Y_MSG


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:45 am


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:00 pm


In a prison cell there were a Sadist, a Zoophiliac, a Pyromaniac and a Masochist. One day they were looking out the cell window when they spot a kitten.

The zoophiliac goes: "OMG! Look at the p***y, she's hot! Look at the way she swings her tail and the way her ears twitch and her feline shapes! Man if I had my way with her.... I'd do her straight and then abandon her."

The sadist goes: "Naw man! That's when she's the best! Cause she all exausted and I could have my way with her and chop her up, and rip her tail off, and put sand bags on her paws... and then abandon her."

Then the pyro goes: "Dudes you're both wrong! I mean when she's all exausted and tormented like that she's just purr-fect to be bathed in kerosen and set aflame! Then when she's a walking torch, then you can go ahead and desert her."

As the cell goes eerly quiet as they all wait to see what the masochist has to say, the masochist pulls a cute face and goes: "Meow?!"

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