HAND IN PANCE - A hand-drawn MSPANCE knockoff. :D

[5ir Psycho 5exy]

Unlike the other MSPANCErs who are in college and busy, I have all the free time in the world because I just got replaced and new jobs for bookkeepers are few right now. So I decided to do something somewhat constructive, seeing how you all love these so much.

I'll also be handing out some free arts as I see fit, so there's some extra motivation not to ignore this thread.

 

[5ir Psycho 5exy]

me so sowwy me paegstretch

If it's not obvious, you're the bland-looking guy in the tuque.

GOGOGO D:<  

[Buddha_Cat]

No page stretch here m'dear.

Admire the glassy reflection of his LEATHER PANTS.

Maybe even comment on how nice they are~  

[Hashire Kazemeijin]

No stretch here either.

>Ring counter bell uncontrollably.  

[J of The Wind]

> Comment on that guys SHINY TIGHT PANTS  

[5ir Psycho 5exy]

You can't comment on his PANTS without first having gotten his ATTENTION. That would be rude.  

[J of The Wind]

Ah that make sense. Well NOW

> COMMENT on TOKEN GAY GUY'S SHINY TIGHT PANTS

or

>Ask for a GAYTINI  

[[Kegan]]

>bite off your own tongue, and wake up dead. In hell of course, because you're gay. Derailing this entire story.  

[5ir Psycho 5exy]

The twist is that you're not gay. You do, however, have ADHD.  

[Bass Beatdown]

>Ask for a GAYTINI repeatedly until you get one.

Alternatively,

>Ask TOKEN GAY GUY if you can have his GAYTINI.

Or

>Steal TOKEN GAY GUY's GAYTINI.  

[5ir Psycho 5exy]

Ignore the little brown blip. My scanner has a chip in the glass.  

[Hashire Kazemeijin]

>Now that yu have the TOKEN GAY GUY's pants, quickly escape with his money and personal belongings.  

[gutterball29]

>Compliment TOKEN GAY GUY on his mysterious, picture changing shirt.  

[Bass Beatdown]

>Realize your HEARTS are dropping because you forgot your RED TUNIC.

>Ask for TOKEN GAY GUY's name.  

[Super Cheesio]

>Strip for TOKEN GAY GUY