Hi-larious.

[caustic 0_0]

I stumbled across this- http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm
It's quite funny and worth the read^^

There's some links at the top of the page. One of them goes to more atheist humor. Tis a pretty neat site, especially in case you get bored xd
I haven't looked through everything on the site yet, so I make no promises as to the rest of the content. >.> There's lots of articles and other resources.  

[Orichalcon]

these are great!

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#16 ARGUMENT FROM BELIEF
(1) If God exists, then I should believe in Him.
(2) I believe in God.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

that one reminds me of something I read. But that's a whole other thread...

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ARGUMENT FROM CREATION
(1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists.
(2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable
(3) Therefore, God exists.

and that one makes me laugh out loud.  

[The Amazing Mr. Tommyos!]

Very funny. Those whacky christians, what'll they think up next?  

[Bowmore]

Christians? Think? Son, I believe you just used an oxymoron.  

[E_Night]

Bowmore

Christians? Think? Son, I believe you just used an oxymoron.

we need a thread of the great oxymorons!  

[Southwest]

I love the Atheists of Silicon Valley page. Good stuff there.

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26. ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPREHENSIBILITY
(1) Flabble glurk zoom boink blubba snurgleschnortz ping!
(2) No one has ever refuted (1).
(3) Therefore, God exists.

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269. ARGUMENT FROM DENTAL OPPORTUNITY
(1) Bite me.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

Brilliant.  

[[Satan]]

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ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

heart  

[[Satan]]

Orichalcon

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ARGUMENT FROM CREATION
(1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists.
(2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable
(3) Therefore, God exists.

and that one makes me laugh out loud.

It made me laugh out loud mainly becuase it is very close to reality. xd  

[Orichalcon]

[Satan]

Orichalcon

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ARGUMENT FROM CREATION
(1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists.
(2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable
(3) Therefore, God exists.

and that one makes me laugh out loud.

It made me laugh out loud mainly becuase it is very close to reality. xd

indeed it is.

Now I want to make banners out of some of these. Excuse me while I hunt for pictures...  

[VenusFox]

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ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (I)
(1) I define God to be X.
(2) Since I can conceive of X, X must exist.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

(1) I define unicorns to be X.
(2) Since I can conceive of X, X must exist.
(3) Therefore, unicorns exist.

Yay for faulty logic! pirate  

[punkinside]

ARGUMENT FROM INTELLIGENCE
(1) Look, there's really no point in me trying to explain the whole thing to you stupid Atheists -- it's too complicated for you to understand. God exists whether you like it or not.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

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mrgreen
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That is how other pple react usually when I KEEP askin them why I should believe in god  

[Superior Jazz]

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#17 ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION
(1) See this bonfire?
(2) Therefore, God exists.

My kind of logic.

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#19 ARGUMENT FROM NUMBERS
(1) Millions and millions of people believe in God.
(2) They can't all be wrong, can they?
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Why not?

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#28 MITCHELL'S ARGUMENT
(1) The Christian God exists.
(2) Therefore, all worldviews which don't assume the Christian God's existence are false and incomprehensible.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Only organized religion is so closed-minded...
And the finale:

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#35 SLATHER'S ARGUMENT
(1) My toaster is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

 

[Din_of_Serenity]

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PARENTAL ARGUMENT
(1) My mommy and daddy told me that God exists.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

Sounds like my mom.  

[E_Night]

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BOATWRIGHT'S ARGUMENT
(1) Ha ha ha.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

xp hahaha.... rofl rofl rofl rofl ummm... ok. im done now

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ARGUMENT FROM INTERNET AUTHORITY
(1) There is a website that successfully argues for the existence of God.
(2) Here is the URL.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

which website successfully argues that god is real? umm i've yet to see one that doesn't tell lies