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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:01 pm
i need some new ones if u all can give me some good ones plz
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:10 pm
yo moma is so ugly that she beat the crap out of medusa at a staring contest
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:14 am
yo mama so ugly that when she smiled i thought she put up a gang sign
yo mama so fat she ironed her pants on the drive way
yo mama so fat when she was in the sky with a blue dress fallin they said the sky is fallin
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:47 am
your momma so fat she sat on the tv and watched the couch rofl
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:50 am
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:19 am
yo momma so fat she jumped and got stuck
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:28 pm
ok here u go yo mam so fat when she sit around the house SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE. yo mam so fat when a bus hit her she turn around and said who throw that rock at me.
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:40 pm
yo mama is so fat her blood type is ragu. yo mama is so ugly, when she stuck her head out the window she got arrested for mooning yo mama is so ugly that when the koolaid man saw her he said:"OH NOOO"
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:34 pm
yo mama so fat even dora couldn't explore her! yo mama so fat she went swimming a whale saw her and it started singing we are family! yo mama so stupid she got locked in a groshrey store and starved to death!
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:04 pm
yo mama so fat when she walked in front of the tv she missed 3 episodes xd
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:44 pm
yoooooo mama soooo fat that she got on the scale to see her weight and said "Oh, heeeeey look it's my phone number!"
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:45 pm
yooooo mama is so hairy that every time she shaves her back she can make a blanket out of them.
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:47 pm
yoooooo mama is so wrinkly that when a old man saw her a** he said "Hey my look at my beautiful face."
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:48 pm
yoooo mama is sooo stupid that when she saw the fat around her arm she put hamburger buns around her hand and ate it.
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:49 pm
yo mamma is so fat that when she whent to the bathroom and took a s**t the tilet send abcd get you fat a** off of me
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