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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:27 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:49 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:53 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:30 pm
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gothfairy1011 um that joke waz stupid and heres mines: a guy walks in 2 a bar and says owch. and a nother 1: i waz walkin' down a street 1 day and seen a bum so i walked up 2 it and said"o hi hobo i didnt know u looked so ugly"and when i turnd around i realized it waz my mom. and a nother: a guy walks up 2 a blonde and says "whats 2+2" and the blonde says"thats easy its 22 duh." and thats it 4 now do i win any thing? |
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:35 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:38 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:50 pm
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p3rsian247 none of these are funny The Italian man who went to Malta One day imma gona to Malta to bigga hotell In the morning i go down to eat a breakfast I tell the waitress i wanna 2 pisses of toast She brings me only one piss I tell her i wanna to piss She says go to the toilet I say you dont understand I want to piss on my plate She say you better no piss on the plate You son of a b***h! I dont even know the lady And she calls me a son of a b***h Later I go to eat at a bigga resturant The waitress bring me a spoon and a knife, but no fork! I tell her i wanna the ******** She tellin me everyone wanna ******** I tell her you dont understand I wanna ******** on the table She say you better not ******** on the table You son of a b***h! So i go back to my room in a hotel And there is no sheeats on the bed Call the manager and im tellin him i wanna s**t! He tellin me go to the toilet I say you dont understand I wanna s**t on my bed! He say you better not s**t on my bed You son of you b***h! I go to the check out and the man in the desk says Peace on you, i said piss on you too you son of a b***h! Im goin back to Italia, Arrivederci |
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:51 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:34 pm
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lol, that's hilarious... let see... i got a couple, never good a t telling them though... but this is over the keyboard so eh. :d
On a dark and stormy night, an American, Canadian and a Jew were in a horrible car accident. All three were rushed to the hospital, though all three had died before they arrived.
Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he awoke and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses asked him what had happened.
“Well,” said the American, “I remember the crash, and then there was a bright white light, and then the Canadian and the Jew and I were standing at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $150 we could return to the earth.”
He continued, ” So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $150, and the next thing I knew I was back here.”
“That’s amazing!” said one of the doctors, “But what happened to the other two?”
“Last I saw them,” replied the American, “the Jew was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his.”
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Here's another
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:52 pm
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Kataku Akiiki lol, that's hilarious... let see... i got a couple, never good a t telling them though... but this is over the keyboard so eh. :d On a dark and stormy night, an American, Canadian and a Jew were in a horrible car accident. All three were rushed to the hospital, though all three had died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he awoke and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses asked him what had happened. “Well,” said the American, “I remember the crash, and then there was a bright white light, and then the Canadian and the Jew and I were standing at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $150 we could return to the earth.” He continued, ” So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $150, and the next thing I knew I was back here.” “That’s amazing!” said one of the doctors, “But what happened to the other two?” “Last I saw them,” replied the American, “the Jew was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his.” -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here's another A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman." |
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:19 am
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