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 Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:17 am
I wass sound asleep at about 11:30 on christmas eve. I never believed in santa clause I always just knew it was my parents putting the "gifts from santa" under the artificial pine tree. I heard thumping in a rythmatic tune. What was that? As the sound got closer and grew louder I noticee it was the pounding of hardcore 50 cent rap music. I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. But the music sounded as if it eas right outside my window.
So I got out of bed and went out into the hallway. Glided down the stairs and went into the kitchen. I got a glass of milk and warmed it in the microwave (that ALWAYS helps me sleep) And went into the living room where the fake christmas pine was. On a footstool layed a dish that held christmas tree and angel shaped cookies I picked up a cookie ate it and downed my milk. I went back into the kitchen to put my glass in the sink.
Then I heard what sounded like my front door opening. I peaked out of the kitchen at the living room. Someone was in my house putting presents under the fake pine tree. The man didnt seem like santa clause except for the long white beard and hair. He had a Fubu jersey on with a pair of baggy Girbaud jeans on and to complete his get up he had on a pair of all white air force ones on. I walked into the living room "Who are you?!" I asked. "Who am I who you!" the suposedly santa clause said. "Um your in MY HOUSE I THINK I DESERVE THE ANSWERS FROM YOU!!!" I yelled at the man.
I was six years old when that happened now I am fourteen and I still havnt been let out of the trunk of the ghetto santa clause's car.
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:17 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:17 pm
O.o wierd rate my avatar n arenas?
http://www.gaiaonline.com/arena/gaia/original-avatar/vote/?entry_id=101556541#title
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:24 pm
you should of told him you were going to shoot him! hehhe mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:49 pm
you should have said
"what did you get for me for Christmas this year santa? drugs?"
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:12 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:46 am
That was rather... interesting sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 6:54 pm
OMG THATS thefunniest story I have ever heard about Santa Clause I made a STORY ABOUT HIM , LOLZ ITS PRETTY FUNNY . But I think your is the best ever . ANd I donated some money to you .
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:57 am
Thanks for reading biggrin lol <3's Santa Clause shot me three times :O
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:35 pm
plzz add me yellow_lovers_rodel
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! crying
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:38 pm
wow lol i'm 13 and i still belive in santa clause
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:12 am
can i donate me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:34 am
that wasn't santa claws. that was a psychopath
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:36 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:42 pm
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