Corrupt a Wish

[GiftingGhostie]

1) take the wish of the person above you and corrupt it somehow (PLEASE KEEP THIS PG-13 PEOPLE!)

2) make a wish of your own

3) come back and see what happened to your wish

Example:

me: I wish i had a chocolate shake

someone else: granted, but the shake is filled with icky bugs. i wish i had a piece of cake

ok, time for my REAL wish lol. I wish I could play the violin  

[CertifiedRobotLover]

A genie hears your wish and you start to play the most beautiful violin sonata ever heard. Unfortunately, the genie cursed you as well, and you can never stop playing the violin. Eventually everyone becomes annoyed with you and you're banished to Alaska where you're eaten by animals.

I wish socks didn't exist.  

[Qris Etc Torin]

Granted. Now the movie "The Unborn" centers around a pair of mutant socks trying to kill shoes. Except it's real! eek

I wish life were a musical. (I dare you to not corrupt it with High School Musical.)  

[GiftingGhostie]

granted, but the only song you can sing throughout the 'performance' is Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.

i wish i had a pet rat.  

[Mademoiselle Failface]

Granted. But the rat eats you. OH NOES!

I wish I could go see the new harry potter movie already!  

[Hatsu Kagamine]

You go and see it but then there was a fire and you got trapped inside the theater and die.

I wish I had some explosives...  

[Mademoiselle Failface]

Granted, but they're faulty and don't explode and ruin all your fun.

I wish it was later on today.  

[Hatsu Kagamine]

Well then it is but you skip through time and then you find out you are married to someone you don't even know and have no memories about them...or the wedding night...

I wish...I HAD A DINOSAUR!  

[Berylis]

Oh come on, haven't you seen Jurassic Park? wink

I wish I wasn't tired!  

[Mademoiselle Failface]

Granted, but you then become an insomniac and go insane due to your inability to sleep.

I wish I was Schrodinger's cat (:  

[Elthane]

Granted, but you end up stuck in a tube forever.


I wish I had super powers. (not the MC)  

[Majicaster2]

Granted, but everyone shuns you from society from being different.

I wish I had a the IQ of a genius.  

[CertifiedRobotLover]

Granted, but your brain over loads from all the information and you forget everything about yourself.

I wish my chihuahua wasn't sitting all over me.  

[Mademoiselle Failface]

Granted. Instead of sitting, he pees.

I wish my leg didn't hurt D;  

[CertifiedRobotLover]

So your leg falls off!!!!

I wish I had something sweet