Whoa.

[iThe Golden Witch]

So, I went to a carshow today/yesterday. My stomach was hurting all day. So I was in the bathroom alot at Safeway. The last time I walked out and sat at a table in hopes of my stomach settling. This old man looks over at me and his eyes widened a little. He walked over to me and gave me a little booklet called 'God's Simple Plan of Salvation' I was like wtf? I quickly left the store. Why would an old man walk up to me, a thirteen year old girl, and give me some freaking booklet about saying that I'm a sinner and I should be saved or I'm going to hell?  

[Henneth Annun]

neutral That's....weird.

Maybe he's hoping to get you to start believing while you're young and (as he may think) "gullible."

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Sorry if my choice of vocabulary seems biased.  

[iThe Golden Witch]

He hurried to me, as well. He didn't waste no time making his way to my table. Here are a few quotes from the booklet.
Quote:"First, my friend, you must realize you are a sinner."

Me: Erm, WTF? How do you know? We're not friends scream Are you watching me? Stalker. >_>

Then it said "Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die?"

My first response was:
'Nope I'll just rot in the ground, thanks.'

XD  

[Dathu]

Maybe he thought you were pregnant. That's where I thought the story was going. xd  

[iThe Golden Witch]

eek Pregnant? gonk
Then his eyes must be in a dog's stomach!
I'm only eighty pounds and super small!
gonk gonk gonk gonk  

[Dathu]

iButters___x

eek Pregnant? gonk
Then his eyes must be in a dog's stomach!
I'm only eighty pounds and super small!
gonk gonk gonk gonk

xd No, not because of your size, but because you were going to the bathroom a lot. If I saw a girl holding her stomach and running in and out of the bathroom, I might suspect she had morning sickness. Maybe, or maybe he thought you were doing drugs. sweatdrop  

[Labtech Soosh]

Yeah, people are going to take you for granted and try to recruit you without even knowing who you are. They're going to do it even more-so since you look so young ('tis when brainwashing's suppose to start).

I once got this book from a store, it was called 1001 things for teen to do before they leave home, and stupid me bought it before reading it. Turns out 300 of those 1001 things were basically advertisements to praise their god. A book...for teens.

At least it makes a good tinder-bundle.

 

[Ashe Winters]

God is like drug campaign to them. Hook 'em while they're young.

God is for $ale.  

[Marx Gant]

Hey isn't that agianst a law to do that? Like can't you put a restraining order on em or something?  

[=X-Sparker + AquaKiller=]

That happens all the time. Don't worry about it, it's no big deal.

There was once these two men on the streets of San Jose yelling loudly about god and s**t and shoved a flier into my hand. After I got onto the light rail I made an airplane out of the flier and threw it away.

It's just their campaign work. Think of them as congressman candidates trying to get you to vote for them.

 

[Labtech Soosh]

=X-Sparker + AquaKiller=

That happens all the time. Don't worry about it, it's no big deal.

There was once these two men on the streets of San Jose yelling loudly about god and s**t and shoved a flier into my hand. After I got onto the light rail I made an airplane out of the flier and threw it away.

It's just their campaign work. Think of them as congressman candidates trying to get you to vote for them.

Those would then be the Ron Paul's of religon?
rofl

 

[=X-Sparker + AquaKiller=]

Pirate Captain Sushi

Those would then be the Ron Paul's of religon?
rofl

pretty much
lmao.

 

[Athena_Ritashe]

I would be like "save a tree, save it for someone who's gullible and needs an invisible friend. No, really, you've probably murdered a lot of trees printing Christian propaganda. Have a great day!"  

[Marx Gant]

She's got a good point. If we all stop printing the bible for one day, who knows hot many good trees we can save.  

[LimeIzMyFaveColor]

Jackal Sano

She's got a good point. If we all stop printing the bible for one day, who knows hot many good trees we can save.

we probably save a lot