How do Culties like their women/men?

[Allegro]

You can figure this one out yourself, but I'll help with some examples:

Hash likes his women like he likes his wine: 4 years old and locked in his basement.

Kriel likes his women like he likes his music: Full of hair and metal.

T likes his women like he likes his hammers: very top heavy.  

[l-Kriel-l]

cool  

[Nomega]

J likes his women like he likes his coffee, black and bitter.  

[J of The Wind]

Hilarious possibilities, but I wish I was better at this...

Wayne like his women like he likes himself: Large and in charge






lol fail.  

[Orphie]

Apparently I am supposed to contribute to this.

Orphie likes her men the way she likes her pencils: skinny and smooth.  

[J of The Wind]

Omega like his women the way he likes his Cult Cast player: Easy to use, and with an option to mute.


Better?  

[Skaeryll]

J of The Wind

Omega like his women the way he likes his Cult Cast player: Easy to use, and with an option to mute.


Better?

What about updates frequently?  

[Allegro]

Trenn likes his women like he likes his presence in the Cult: practically non-existent.  

[Orphie]

Reg likes his women the way he likes everything else: he doesn't.  

[J of The Wind]

Regulust

J of The Wind

Omega like his women the way he likes his Cult Cast player: Easy to use, and with an option to mute.


Better?

What about updates frequently?

I tried to do something around either that or about Downloadable content, but neither worked AT ALL.

XDD  

[J of The Wind]

Orphie

Reg likes his women the way he likes everything else: he doesn't.

OH MY GOD

rofl  

[Zephyrkitty]

J of The Wind

Orphie

Reg likes his women the way he likes everything else: he doesn't.

OH MY GOD

rofl

This. XD  

[Nomega]

Ota likes his women the way he likes his candy, sticky and stretchy.  

[Allegro]

Fish loves his women like he loves his Wii games: Exclusive and inaccessible to the rest of the world.  

[l-Kriel-l]

Zephyrkitty

J of The Wind

Orphie

Reg likes his women the way he likes everything else: he doesn't.

OH MY GOD

rofl

This. XD

And she wins the thread.