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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:33 am
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- Aquarium Mini-Monster (First Strike) - 299 cash - Add to Wishlist "A set of 4 random mini-monsters (out of 24) to collect and plop in your tank. These monsters have shorter life expectancies than typical fish, but give high payouts in Booty Grab." ----------
Quote: - Aquarium Mini Monsters Air Fluff - Add to Wishlist "Don't let its adorable appearance mislead you, the Air Fluff is a natural kill--Okay, so maybe it's harmless. Life Expectancy: 2 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Alarmskeeter - Add to Wishlist "Part annoying timepiece, part bloodsucking insect. No wonder you want to drown it in your aquarium! Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Anchor Bug - Add to Wishlist "A rusty lil' bugger with an anchor for a head. Tetanus shot sold separately. Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Barnacle Fluff - Add to Wishlist "An adorable little fluff well adapted to soggy living. Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Buzz Saw - Add to Wishlist "There's a reason your aquarium is made from reinforced glass. It's this guy. Life Expectancy: 2 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Carrion Flower Fluff - Add to Wishlist "It's so cute you'll forget all about its terrible attraction to dead and rotting flesh. Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Clutch - Add to Wishlist "Finally, someone combined the elegance and functionality of a woman's handbag with nature's majestic bat. Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Cow - Add to Wishlist "Some call manatees the cows of the sea. Well, screw you, manatees. Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Cuckoo - Add to Wishlist "Part annoying timepiece, part bloodsucking insect. No wonder you want to drown it in your aquarium! Life Expectancy: 4 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Duneslam - Add to Wishlist "Bring a little bit of Gold Beach to your aquarium. Specifically, the violent elemental sand castle part. Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Flamingo Inhabitant - Add to Wishlist "More than just a decoration, this feisty flamingo is eager to scamper about your tank... and possibly kill you. Life Expectancy: 2 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Garlic - Add to Wishlist "A pleasant-smelling ball of death that'll turn your tank into a delicious soup. It'll also ward off vampire fisherman. Life Expectancy:" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters General Mayhem - Add to Wishlist "The terrifying muscleman leader of the Gnome Army. Even his beard can lift more than you. Life Expectancy: 5 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Gilroy - Add to Wishlist "A pleasant-smelling ball of death that'll turn your tank into a delicious soup. It'll also ward off vampire fisherman. Life Expectancy: 4 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Gnome Courier - Add to Wishlist "He may look like an ordinary garden ornament, but he's itching to lodge that pointy hat in your least comfortable areas. Life Expectancy: 4 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Gnome Inhabitant - Add to Wishlist "He may look like an ordinary garden ornament, but he's itching to lodge that pointy hat in your least comfortable areas. Life Expectancy: 4 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Gnome Major - Add to Wishlist "He may look like an ordinary garden ornament, but he's itching to lodge that pointy hat in your least comfortable areas. Life Expectancy: 5 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Gramster - Add to Wishlist "These mutant hamsters are trading the grimy confines of the Barton Sewers for more favorable surroundings. Life Expectancy: 2 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Kokeshi Doll - Add to Wishlist "A sweet, wholly innocent little doll with absolutely no intention of ever harming you. Life Expectancy: 4 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Landshark - Add to Wishlist "We realize it makes very little sense for a land-based shark to be underwater, but we have a perfectly good explan--HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! Life Expectancy: 5 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters OMFG - Add to Wishlist "If you feel the OMG Monster isn't menacing enough, this upgrade should do the trick. Life Expectancy: 5 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters OMG - Add to Wishlist "A menacing creature plucked from Deadman's Pass. Even though it likes to kill things, we're pretty sure it'll behave in your tank. Life Expectancy: 5 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Peelunger - Add to Wishlist "We plucked these Animated plungers from the gross depths of the Barton Sewers. And though they hated it, we also gave them a thorough washing. Life Expectancy: 2 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Water Spout - Add to Wishlist "Science said it was impossible, but we found a way to add water to water. Life Expectancy: 5 Weeks" ----------
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:36 am
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- Aquarium Mini-Monster (Second Strike) - 299 cash - Add to Wishlist "A set of 4 random mini-monsters (out of 12) to collect and plop in your tank. These monsters have shorter life expectancies than typical fish, but give high payouts in Booty Grab." ----------
Quote: - Aquarium Mini Monsters Airshark - Add to Wishlist "Yeah, so we put a flying shark underwater. What are you going to do, sue us? Life Expectancy: 8 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Bladed Vase - Add to Wishlist "Like all good art, this should be appreciated from a safe distance due to its extremely stabby nature. Life Expectancy: 5 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Deathroach - Add to Wishlist "Its slimy, squishy exterior makes you really want to hug it, but that whole lethalness thing... Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Grucken - Add to Wishlist "As far as horribly discolored chickens go, you could do a lot worse. Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Kokeshi Collectible - Add to Wishlist "Life Expectancy: 4 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Labtech - Add to Wishlist "As a rule of thumb, any laboratory technician carrying around a giant harpoon gun is probably up to no good. Life Expectancy: 4 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Labtech Jumper - Add to Wishlist "As a rule of thumb, any laboratory technician carrying around a giant harpoon gun is probably up to no good. Life Expectancy: 4 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Lorelei - Add to Wishlist "Science said it was impossible, but we found a way to add water to water. Life Expectancy: 5 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters OMGWTF - Add to Wishlist "Monstrousness aside, the OMGWTF enjoys Sudoku, crossword puzzles, and talk radio. Life Expectancy: 5 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Predator Prairie Pup - Add to Wishlist "Life Expectancy: 4 Weeks" ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Raven - Add to Wishlist "Interesting facts about ravens: they're basically two crows taped together. Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks " ---------- - Aquarium Mini Monsters Rooster - Add to Wishlist "Nature's delicious alarm clock. No aquarium or farm is complete without one. Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks" ----------
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:31 pm
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