~Wish Corrupters~English Version

[Tiara_Estella]

Make a wish any wish.
Then the next poster must grant that wish but corrupt the result, then post their own wish.

For example:

Poster#1-
"I wish I could fly!"

Poster#2-
"Your wish is granted but you where a halo now..."
"I wish I had a cookie."

Poster#3-
"Granted, but you already ate it."
"I wish..."

My Wish:
"I wish I had a puppy."

 

[l Mei l]

your wish is granted but he died the next day.

i wish i could fly  

[Tiara_Estella]

Granted, you receive 1 expired airplane ticket.

I wish deer liked me.  

[l Mei l]

granted. Hey, thanks for inviting me to your wedding! ur getting married with Mr.Deer right??

i wish i was a superhero!!  

[Tiara_Estella]

Wish granted, your ability is to melt into pudding...

I wish I could read minds.  

[l Mei l]

granted! but with your powers u find out that your husband (Mr. Deer) is cheating on u.
i wish i was a very famous actress  

[Tiara_Estella]

Granted but you become famous for being a horrible actor.

I wish I had more Kit Kats  

[l Mei l]

granted, but they were expired

i wish i had a year supply of CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!  

[xXx ii_bbycakes xXx]

i wish i had a cookie wit milk get it lol Xd  

[Tiara_Estella]

I am sorry "xXx ii_bbycakes xXx" but you did not correct your post after being informed so it will be skipped.

polly107

granted, but they were expired

i wish i had a year supply of CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but you live on another planet and a year is equal to 5min.

I wish clouds would fall to the earth as small edible marshmallows.  

[l Mei l]

granted but they were stale marshmallows.

i wish i had the touchsmart pc  

[Tiara_Estella]

Granted but it explodes.

I wish my dog could talk.  

[l Mei l]

granted but he told you that he hated you and ran away

i wish i knew how to speak every language in the wold!  

[Tiara_Estella]

Granted but you go blind and deaf o.o (Verbal & Sign Language)

I wish I could create my meals with my mind!  

[l Mei l]

granted, but u r a horrible cook!!

i wish i had SUPER SPEED!!!!!!!!!!