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 Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:08 pm
please someone help me shorten this to 500 characters -_-
Oy mates! welcome to "poaching with Dave Redoo" today I'm off to show how to poach some monkies and turn em into a mean burger!
pre-warn ya most monkies such as chimpanzee is a nasty bunch, second jerk of the animal kingdom next to the hippo! Got the drop on this one with my knee drop I learned back in my wrestlin day.
After tha deed is dun we'll move on ovah to the barbi, teach ya mates to grill these chimps so theres no chance of aids from unda cooked meat. Lil' ones best look away from the tv' a moment, and sing as I put this chimp out of this world
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:29 pm
I will gladly pay to have whatever s**t you're on right now.
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:37 pm
Lord of Armageddon I will gladly pay to have whatever s**t you're on right now. Funny thing is, it's actual s**t.
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:40 pm
Orphie Lord of Armageddon I will gladly pay to have whatever s**t you're on right now. Funny thing is, it's actual s**t.
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:42 pm
What is this for? I might be able to get it under 500, but if it's creative writing or something for a class then I can do it.
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:06 pm
Hey. Welcome to my show about poaching. I'm going to kill a chimpanzee, and turn it into a burger. You won't get AIDS if you barbecue it.
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:09 pm
Waynebrizzle Hey. Welcome to my show about poaching. I'm going to kill a chimpanzee, and turn it into a burger. You won't get AIDS if you barbecue it. Best. Summary. Ever. Lets hunt some chimp burgers.
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:47 pm
l-Kathulu-l What is this for? I might be able to get it under 500, but if it's creative writing or something for a class then I can do it.
@LOA: ...it's called boredom and a sick sense of humor
inspired by the name of the avi art flobb my gf doodled
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Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:48 am
xX_Kyro_Freed_Xx please someone help me shorten this to 500 characters -_-Oy mates! Welcome to Poaching with Dave Redoo, today I'm off to show how to poach some monkies and turn em into a mean burger! Most monkies, like chimpanzee, are a nasty bunch. Got the drop on this one with my knee drop I learned back in my wrestlin day. After tha deed is dun we'll move on ovah to the barbi, teach ya mates to grill these chimps so theres no chance of AIDS from unda cooked meat. Lil' ones best look away from the tv' a moment, and sing as I put this chimp out of this world 493 characters
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Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:07 am
l-Kathulu-l xX_Kyro_Freed_Xx please someone help me shorten this to 500 characters -_-Oy mates! Welcome to Poaching with Dave Redoo, today I'm off to show how to poach some monkies and turn em into a mean burger! Most monkies, like chimpanzee, are a nasty bunch. Got the drop on this one with my knee drop I learned back in my wrestlin day. After tha deed is dun we'll move on ovah to the barbi, teach ya mates to grill these chimps so theres no chance of AIDS from unda cooked meat. Lil' ones best look away from the tv' a moment, and sing as I put this chimp out of this world 493 characters thank you kath sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:19 pm
J of The Wind Waynebrizzle Hey. Welcome to my show about poaching. I'm going to kill a chimpanzee, and turn it into a burger. You won't get AIDS if you barbecue it. Best. Summary. Ever. Lets hunt some chimp burgers. *pulls out rifle and hunting hat* Sounds like a plan. Grab Diji's party bus, it can be our makeshift Jeep.
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:12 pm
GrowingDandelion J of The Wind Waynebrizzle Hey. Welcome to my show about poaching. I'm going to kill a chimpanzee, and turn it into a burger. You won't get AIDS if you barbecue it. Best. Summary. Ever. Lets hunt some chimp burgers. *pulls out rifle and hunting hat* Sounds like a plan. Grab Diji's party bus, it can be our makeshift Jeep.
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