Because Kyro is now lazy and verge of ragequit

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please someone help me shorten this to 500 characters -_-

Oy mates! welcome to "poaching with Dave Redoo" today I'm off to show how to poach some monkies and turn em into a mean burger!
pre-warn ya most monkies such as chimpanzee is a nasty bunch, second jerk of the animal kingdom next to the hippo! Got the drop on this one with my knee drop I learned back in my wrestlin day.

After tha deed is dun we'll move on ovah to the barbi, teach ya mates to grill these chimps so theres no chance of aids from unda cooked meat. Lil' ones best look away from the tv' a moment, and sing as I put this chimp out of this world  

[Sir Codin]

I will gladly pay to have whatever s**t you're on right now.  

[Orphie]

Lord of Armageddon

I will gladly pay to have whatever s**t you're on right now.

Funny thing is, it's actual s**t.  

[Sir Codin]

Orphie

Lord of Armageddon

I will gladly pay to have whatever s**t you're on right now.

Funny thing is, it's actual s**t.

gonk  

[l-Kathulu-l]

What is this for? I might be able to get it under 500, but if it's creative writing or something for a class then I can do it.  

[Waynebrizzle]

Hey. Welcome to my show about poaching. I'm going to kill a chimpanzee, and turn it into a burger. You won't get AIDS if you barbecue it.  

[J of The Wind]

Waynebrizzle

Hey. Welcome to my show about poaching. I'm going to kill a chimpanzee, and turn it into a burger. You won't get AIDS if you barbecue it.

Best. Summary. Ever.

Lets hunt some chimp burgers.  

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l-Kathulu-l

What is this for? I might be able to get it under 500, but if it's creative writing or something for a class then I can do it.

*edit*
arena description sweatdrop

@LOA: ...it's called boredom and a sick sense of humor
inspired by the name of the avi art flobb my gf doodled  

[l-Kathulu-l]

xX_Kyro_Freed_Xx

please someone help me shorten this to 500 characters -_-

Oy mates! Welcome to Poaching with Dave Redoo, today I'm off to show how to poach some monkies and turn em into a mean burger!
Most monkies, like chimpanzee, are a nasty bunch. Got the drop on this one with my knee drop I learned back in my wrestlin day.

After tha deed is dun we'll move on ovah to the barbi, teach ya mates to grill these chimps so theres no chance of AIDS from unda cooked meat. Lil' ones best look away from the tv' a moment, and sing as I put this chimp out of this world

493 characters  

[CYBERPUNK PANDA]

l-Kathulu-l

xX_Kyro_Freed_Xx

please someone help me shorten this to 500 characters -_-

Oy mates! Welcome to Poaching with Dave Redoo, today I'm off to show how to poach some monkies and turn em into a mean burger!
Most monkies, like chimpanzee, are a nasty bunch. Got the drop on this one with my knee drop I learned back in my wrestlin day.

After tha deed is dun we'll move on ovah to the barbi, teach ya mates to grill these chimps so theres no chance of AIDS from unda cooked meat. Lil' ones best look away from the tv' a moment, and sing as I put this chimp out of this world

493 characters

thank you kath sweatdrop  

[GrowingDandelion]

J of The Wind

Waynebrizzle

Hey. Welcome to my show about poaching. I'm going to kill a chimpanzee, and turn it into a burger. You won't get AIDS if you barbecue it.

Best. Summary. Ever.

Lets hunt some chimp burgers.

*pulls out rifle and hunting hat* Sounds like a plan. Grab Diji's party bus, it can be our makeshift Jeep.  

[problematic briefcase]

GrowingDandelion

J of The Wind

Waynebrizzle

Hey. Welcome to my show about poaching. I'm going to kill a chimpanzee, and turn it into a burger. You won't get AIDS if you barbecue it.

Best. Summary. Ever.

Lets hunt some chimp burgers.

*pulls out rifle and hunting hat* Sounds like a plan. Grab Diji's party bus, it can be our makeshift Jeep.

You know, if we use a jeep, those monkeys have a better chance of hitting us with their poop. D<