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You: Hi Stranger: hi Stranger: from? You: North Pole Stranger: m/f? You: Female You: My nipples are just freezing up here. Stranger: how deep is ur hole? You: 2 feet Stranger: send ur nude pics? You: My camera's don't work Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hello. You: The Chosen One must begin his quest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Stranger: what quest? Stranger: does it involve pokemon? Stranger: liek... mudkipz? You: Yes. You: NO. Mudkipz are useless! Torchics are where it's at! Stranger: ******** you Stranger: really Stranger: dude Stranger: go ******** yourself man ******** you ******** you ******** you ******** you Stranger: ******** you You: LOL Stranger: ___ || || |___/| | | | | | | | | | | | | _____|<--->|_____ / | | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / | / / / | | | | You: xD Stranger: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...|... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .._,,-~~~-,-,,_ ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...|... ... ... ,,---,,_... ...,-~",-":__-,: : :"-,:::"'~,, .,,-~~--,, ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...|... ... ,~": : --,,:"~,,-"::::/:,-". . ."'~-,,: ,::::_,,"~-,, /: : : : : : :"'~-,,... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... |... ... /: : : : :~"',: ::__/ neutral o--,,. . . . .,: ¯¯: : : : : :"-, : : : : : : : : : : :""~,,... ... ... ... ... ... ... |... ... .: : : : : :,,-"~": : : "'~~-,:"'~-,,_|: : :,-"¯¯¯¯"-, neutral .'~,: : : : : : : : : : : : :"'~-,,_... ... ... ... ...|... ... .."-,_: ,-" : : : : : : : : : : : "~,--~": : (o~--,,_. . | neutral ... ."'~-,,: : : : : : : : : : : : :"-,~--,... ... ... |... ... ... ...,/: : : : : : ,,--,-,~-,,: : :"~-,,: : :"~,___:"-/,/__ ... ... ...,"~"~--,,_,,-~"`"`": : "-,::"'~~--,,_..| ... ... ... ..|: : : ,: :,-". ,-"./. . . ."-,,_: : :"~-~": : : :"'-,,~,:"-,, ... ... .,/: : : : --,, neutral : : : : : : : : :"-,,::::::::::::"~--,,_... ... : : neutral : /. .,/. . |. . . ,-".|. "~,,_____,,,,,__:: : : : | ... ... .|: : : : : : : "|: : : : : : :,: : : ::::::::::::::::::::::"'~~-,,"-, neutral : |. /. . . .|. .,-". . |. ,-"'. . . .,/|. . . .",:: : ,/ ... ... .., : : : : : ,/ : : : : : : neutral : : : ,/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::": "-,,___,,/___,,/___. |,-". |. . . ,/.|: |,~" ... ... ... ",-,,,__/: : : : : : :,/,_~"-:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,,____,, : : : : : : : : : "'~,,,/.,,~". ,/: / ... ... ... /: : : : :"-,,___,,-": : ,"-,-:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::': : : : : : : : : : : : : : : "-"__,-":,-" ... ... ... ',_: : : : : : /-,,___,,"~-----~~~~,~---,,__::::::::::::::::::::: neutral : : : : : : : : __,,--~"~,,___,,-" ... ... ... ... ."'~---~"... ... ... ... ... ... ...|---~"::::"'~-::::::::::::::::,/: : : : : : : : : :"~,, ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,,": : : : : : : : : : : |:::::"-,, ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .|:::::::::::::::::::::::,,-": : : : : : : : : : : : :,|:::::::::"-, ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .|::::::::::_,,,--~~": : : : : : : : : : : : : : :,/::::::::::::::, ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .|----~~" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :,/::::::::::::::::::, ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .|: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :,-,":::::::::::::::::::::: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... |: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : _,,~"SL',:::::::::::::::::::::: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... |: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :,,-"... ... ... .::::::::::::::::::::::: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... |: : : : : : : : : : : :_,,--~"... ... ... ... ...::::::::::::::::::::::: You: What's more is that show sucks giant monkey testicles! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi You: Dead kittens Stranger: i eat them for dinner You: so do i You: along with dead babies Stranger: yea as a side tho You: and for the main course we got virgin meat with a dab of goat cheese. You: mmmmmmmm.... Stranger: soubd so good Stranger: *sounds You: Hard day at work though....had to break up Hitler and Sadam Hussein again. They just won't play nice. Stranger: they bitches Stranger: ******** them You: Then I got Ouija board duties at 6pm. Fun Stranger: me too You: Those damn girls just won't shut the ******** up Stranger: just some they the meat and they will You: I'll just rape 'em instead Stranger: na Stranger: no good You: yeah, they wouldn't be ripe enough. Good call. Stranger: yea Stranger: i just whioed it out once abd she eat it up Stranger: *whiped Stranger: *and You: Femminist movements my a**. Stranger: i love p***y You: yeah, cats are fun to eat. You: Especially the plump ones/. Stranger: i like them skinny Stranger: and cute You: Cute is overrated and skinny ones don't got enough fat. You: Too bony as well Stranger: well thats what im in to You: ahright, tha' cool. You: Respekt, man. Stranger: kool You: well, cya. I gotta go break up Hitler and Saddam again. They always argue about who's more evil. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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