Zombie Fortress

[Hashire Kazemeijin]

Posted this earler in the Can before new page started:

To all yu TF2/L4D lovers, yu gotta come play on [ATG]'s servers. They just made a special TF2 server today that works like a survival game.

Special rules in play too.

BLU

BLU team are the Zombies. Their only goal is to kill all the REDs before said REDs can cap all the points. They include:

Heavy: Wields his Fists/KGB and his trusty Sandvich. Call for a Medic to instantly get a full powered overheal (450 HP, degenerates) once per life. The Heavy is also the only one with an actual killing range with his Showdown taunt.

Spy: Carries his knife so he can use his ever so nice Backstab. Server says he can cloak for 4 seconds, but haven't figured it out yet. If yu figure it out, say something. Call for Medic to instantly refill your cloak meter once per life.

Scout: Twitchy here has his Sandman and his Double Jump intact. Baseball stun included.

All Zombies slowly regenerate HP when not being attacked.

RED

RED's team are the survivors. Their goal is to cap all 6 points of Dustbowl in one round. Since they're connected between stages, they've all been linked into one big stage. The survivors are:

Soldier: Movement speed is up +60. He gets 2 Rockets added to his ammo count for every Zombie he kills. Has access to all his weapons.

Pyro: Movement speed is down -40. The canister of either flamethrower will leak if the ammo count is over 100. All weapons.

Demoman: Behaves the same as the normal Demoman, with the exception of his Bottle taunt healing him for 25 HP.

Engineer: Sentries cannot be upgraded, repaired, or demolished. They slowly lose health over time after the first shot is fired; about 22 seconds of life. When out of ammo, Sentries will Self-Destruct. Dispensers don't heal or give ammo. They just act as barricades. Typing 'zf_sentry' in chat will make it blow up. Can build Teleporters, but they're pretty useless here. Has all weapons.

Medic: Is the same as the normal Medic except Overheal is capped at +125 HP, and does not deteriorate overtime.

Sniper: The Rifle/Huntsman and SMG gets 2 ammo and 25 ammo respectively for each Zombie the Sniper kills. The SMG doesn't need to reload. No Jarate or Razorback.

Once a RED dies, he goes BLU and does Zombie stuff.

All to the background music of Michael Myers' Halloween.  

[Derrai]

I play on EG's server all of the time, but it's down right now. I like it, other than all of the mic-spamming kids who usually talk in heavily-accented English, high-pitched English, or some other Language.  

[Hashire Kazemeijin]

Not fond of EG. They banned me for nothing. Not my fault I could kill things.  

[Derrai]

The mods tend to be trigger happy. Like, really trigger happy. They love admin aboose like they love their mother. All of 'em have a level 3 sentry binded on their keyboard.  

[[Kegan]]

How does one find a specific server? When I search tags nothing happens  

[Derrai]

Tags are unreliable.  

[Hashire Kazemeijin]

Luckily [ATG] has their servers on their site page as well as direct links into their game servers.  

[Derrai]

That's nice, pretty helpful, in fact.  

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

Hashire Kazemeijin

Pyro: Movement speed is down -40. The canister of either flamethrower will leak if the ammo count is over 100. All weapons.

ಠ_ಠ

There is no reason for that at all.  

[Hashire Kazemeijin]

The Awkwardest Turtle

Hashire Kazemeijin

Pyro: Movement speed is down -40. The canister of either flamethrower will leak if the ammo count is over 100. All weapons.

ಠ_ಠ

There is no reason for that at all.

Trust me, it's very balanced. Since the Zombies only have melee, and they flicker dark blue/dark green and the map is very dark due to night setting, Pyros are invaluable since they can rape every Zombie that comes their way. Without an Engie, they're the only reliable defense. This way, they can't just stand on the point and flame until it's capped. It stops leaking at 100 units, plus there's like 5 or more Heavy Equipment Packs at each point.

It adds to the whole survival/conservation thing.  

[Derrai]

Pyros are overpowered enough in this mode, making them go out of their way to grab ammo is basically the only way to get a good backstab on 'em.  

[Hashire Kazemeijin]

I saw yu in the server with me earlier today ILI. For however short that was.  

[Derrai]

Wait, you talking to me?  

[Hashire Kazemeijin]

Derrai

Wait, you talking to me?

Is your Gaia name abbreviated as ILI?  

[Derrai]

Sorry, I tend to miss things, I only glaze over them, my fault.