Yo' Mama So...

[Sir Codin]

Created out of boredom.

I'm pretty sure most of you remember this classic schoolyard slam. Like:

"Yo' Mama so fat, your dad has to roll her around in flour to find her wet spot."


Post your favorite ones here or post some you made up yourself. Pure and simple.  

[l-Kriel-l]

Yo' momma so big, she big.  

[Waynebrizzle]

Yo mama so big they invented a new adjective named after her, so now when they do yo mama jokes, they start with "yo mama so Kriel's mom..."  

[Sir Codin]

Yo' mama so big, she rivals Wayne as a large fat gurlie.  

[Owwin]

Yo momma so ugly they was gonna print her face on the dollar to stop thieves, but the stock market crashed.  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.  

[Allegro]

MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD

*slap*  

[Owwin]

Yo mama so dead, Bella Swan was all like hey baby.

Get it cause she's a necrophiliac!  

[Allegro]

Wantcookie

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

LOVE DOESN'T EXIST  

[Xilo The Odd]

Yo' mama so emo, she found intrest in allegro's current attitude.  

[StormDawn]

~Xiloscent~

Yo' mama so emo, she found intrest in allegro's current attitude.

ZING
Yo' mama's so ugly, her reflection quit.  

[Orphie]

Yo momma so fat that even Moses couldn't part that sea.  

[StormDawn]

Yo' mama's so fat she carries a microwave around like a beeper.  

[GrowingDandelion]

Yo mama so fat, Windwaker Ganon said, "Da-amn!"

And also

Yo mama, I know you busy bein' fat, and Imma let you finish, but yo mama the fattest mama of all time. OF ALL TIME!!!  

[BleuP]

Yo mama so stupid, she took the UPS home.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own Zip Code.
Yo mama so ugly, she agrees.