offically mad at paper

[icy avenberry]

-has a giant mallet like amy from sonic- hello everyone. i'll cut straight the point. paper said a certain "something" about me and showed them something i really didn't want them to see. now i'm going to kick his a**. i'll keep you informed on my... "progress"

paper: -somewhere dark, cold & uncomfortable- have mercy on my soul! i don't wanna die! i have too much to live for! i got places to go, things to do, people to molest! waaaaaaaah!!! -tied up-  

[paper vanhite]

-has a chain on my leg- crying g-guys... h-help me... he's not giving me enough food and he's taken away all my books.... he won't even let me see yaoi on the computer anymore.... you gotta convince him to spare me.... -begging- sa- -system error. shutting down....-

icy: oops. did i do that? muhahahaha! twisted  

[Bloodlust_Faerie]

Now boys. Can't we all just apologize and have cake? Family fighting isn't good.*trying her best, but probably failing*  

[paper vanhite]

i tried.... he's not accepting it

icy: you broke two rules. TWO. not one but TWO we had a perfect understanding that we would never defy the rules we gave each other  

[Bloodlust_Faerie]

Well I'm sure he didn't mean to break them, right Paper?  

[ShionKaitoUke]

be nice to paper D:  

[SasoriLover11]

Paper is one of the few things artists can draw on, don't be too mean to it sweatdrop  

[Bloodlust_Faerie]

Come on, what do you say you kiss and make up?  

[paper vanhite]

-lays on a cold bed wet no blankets and a thin sheet- waah.... -stomach grows-

icy: -in a fancy room with blue carpet and a nice little fire place going with all of paper's book neatly a line from a-z on a bookshelf- i'm not letting him go until i get bored or until i get a reasonable apology. which ever comes first -sips on red wine eating stake-  

[ShionKaitoUke]

*busts in and grabs icy by the collar*

let him go!!!!! scream
pwease sweatdrop  

[paper vanhite]

icy: uh... no -pokes kaito- ^^

-shivers and starts to cry-  

[icy avenberry]

progress update time. today i:

1. made paper's chain long enough for him to reach the bathroom. (but no further)

2: gave him only 30% of internet back

3: made him worship me all day (he's such a good slave after you break him)

4: ate candy in his's face (sweet revenge from the last time)

5: torture him by acting like i was gonna set one of his books fire (i didn't because then i'd have to put it out and by then it wouldn't be readable anymore)

6: forced him to sign the "i love you" (barny is good for something after all)

life is grand... -kicks paper in his ribs with my heel- ya!

paper: -unwillingly carries mr.anorexic on my back- bony b*****d  

[Bloodlust_Faerie]

*cries at torture* Come on, Icy! He says he's sorry!! Why don't you believe him?! *attempts to hug Paper*  

[paper vanhite]

icy: we've been through that before. remember paper?

oh yeah... not my fault.

icy: you punched me in the nose the last time you was "sorry".....

because you shut my foot in the door!

icy: no one told you to put in the door jam!

you selfish tramp

icy: ...just for that, i'm prolonging your punishment, since i'm a tramp -eats freshly steamed shrimps in paper's face now- mm....

-holds my stomach in pain from it caving in on itself- you nazi b***h  

[ShionKaitoUke]

*sneaks paper some cookies*

3nodding