A dirty joke

[Revali Garlel]

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A penguin was driving his car down the highway when steam began to pour out of the hood. He pulled into a repair shop and asked the mechanic to fix his car. The man said to come back in half an hour. So while he waited the penguin went across the street to the bar, and ordered a glass of milk. Since penguins don't have hands to hold glasses, he spilled some milk on his beak. When he returned to the mechanic, he asked what was wrong with his car. The mechanic said it looked like he blew a seal.

Get it?  

[Lazerwuf]

One thing comes to mind...Dr.Demento-Wet Dream
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGceb4If8PY  

[Toxictaro]

I got another one

A bodybuilder went into a bar and picked up a blonde, At the body builders room they were getting ready to do it. The body builder took off his shirt, and said, "2,000 pounds of pure dinomite." he took of his pants, and underwear and said, "2,000 pounds of pure dinomite." The blonde bolted to the other side of the room, the body builder asked why she left, and her responce was, "with 4,000 pounds of pure dinomite, and such a short fuse I thought u were going to blow."  

[Mercora2]

lold so friggen hard at both of these  

[XxTeh_P3D0_BunBunzxX]

xDD Lmao  

[Aakosir]

Oh wow... That Get Tanked is rediculous. So many fish puns! XD  

[SlvrWulf]

These are freakin hilarious haha  

[Fawkes Winchester]

Haaahaa, epic win on the first one xD







I like penguins :3  

[Lonewolf Crisis]

ha peinguins are ok because im wearing their colores  

[Fawkes Winchester]

Lonewolf Crisis

ha peinguins are ok because im wearing their colores

Yay, black and white OwO  

[Ice_Veins]

Oh man, nice.  

[Korel542]

Aww, poor penguin, with life's sexual inuendos. <:  

[Ms-Nemo2389]

my personal favorite dirty joke would be:
their are these two little boys, john and frank. one day their playing a game out side when frank misses the ball so he goes to get it but doesnt come back so john goes to investigate it and he sees that frank is staring a naked woman and john runs away screaming. so frank goes after him and asks "whats wrong" and john replies " my mom said if i ever say a naked woman i'd turn to stone and i felt something getting hard."  

[Blizzard the Lugia Angel]

Ms-Nemo2389

my personal favorite dirty joke would be:
their are these two little boys, john and frank. one day their playing a game out side when frank misses the ball so he goes to get it but doesnt come back so john goes to investigate it and he sees that frank is staring a naked woman and john runs away screaming. so frank goes after him and asks "whats wrong" and john replies " my mom said if i ever say a naked woman i'd turn to stone and i felt something getting hard."

XD nice!!!  

[Lonewolf Crisis]

for some reason i feel lonely today . . .