1- Thou shalt not refer to LSD's cat as anything besides Chairman Meow
2- Thou shalt ingest illegal and illicit substances like candy
3- Thou shall respect motrin, for it relives us of our headaches
4- Thou shall honor thy Stewart and Colbert
5- Thou shall remain active in politics and refuse to become an ignorant hick
6- Thou shall beat Devil May Cry by December or face the wrath of Dante
7- Thou shalt respect the Sugar Smacks frog, and acknowledge the greatness of smacks cereal
8- Thou shall give big kisses to thy boyfriend when he comes come from work, for he is tired and needs love.
9- Thou shall hunt Glenn Beck down, and o' one day, punch him in the face
10- Thou shall look like a hottie until the day thy dies.
Okay, now if I actually had a religion..these would be my 10 principles (SRS TIEME)
1- Respect the poor; for without them, your country would not be rich.
2-Give to those who don't have what you have.
3- Excess is waste
4- Respect and value subjectivity. Not everything is black or white
5- Smile at someone you don't know once a day
6-Value your emotions, both good and bad. Don't be ashamed of them, and don't try to eliminate them
7- love your neighbor, and the guy that lives 300 miles away from you that you have never met
8- Always challenge your beliefs, and always be open to learn new things
9- emphasize rationality in all of your beliefs.
10- None of these things MUST be done, but they would make the world a better place
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