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This is inspired not by an ex, but by someone very soon to be one, I feel.

Many of you have heard of The Wolf- or Andy- the current beau of our fair lady Keeskee.

Something happened tonight that didn't make me angry. No. I'm ******** LIVID.

My boyfriend works nights and gets off at midnight. At eight, he texts me from work and asks if I want to get together and just rush it in the morning to get out to class on time. I wanted to have a bath and crash early, but I'm going to a wedding on the weekend and won't see him for a week, so I say, 'Yeah, okay.'

He shows up around midnight, and I'm behind throwing my s**t in a bag. It takes me all of, oh, five minutes to power down and pack up my computer.

By the time I make it outside, his car is gone.

I call.

All he says to me is, "I've already left. I'll see you next week."

Of course, now I'm ******** angry. I'm left standing on my porch after I could've been sleeping or doing something useful, and I spend twenty minutes trashing it out with my roommate, who now thinks my boyfriend's a sack of s**t.

Andy just got on MSN, and his first response is to tell me I'm immature and he's tired of waiting for me.

I just waited three hours, just to see him. He can't handle ten ******** you.

What have your shitty boyfriends/girlfriends/exes done lately?

My ex-girlfriend and I talk okay.

We went with the whole "going back to being just friends" approach.

Keeskee, Send me his Address.
honestly, I will chop off his head.
That is one of the worst things I have ever had the displeasure of hearing of.
I will kill him for you.
Anyone able to make my jaw drop as such deserves at least that.
(Not only my reaction, And the act he did to you as well merits more.)
Please.
Tell me.

You're just a tad over-zealous, don't you think?


He just ditched his girlfriend.
It's not like he boned some other girl on her doorstep, or showed up with a girl on his shoulder, and lipstick across his face.

I'm not saying what he did isn't bad.
But seriously.
Calm it down, dude.
For real.

******** all of you and your functional relationships, guiz. I need a fist-shake emote.


Christ, you're creepy sometimes!

And I battled it out with him and it's due to my being constantly slow and late getting out the door, which I guess I can understand, but as somehow who will wait up to two hours for late people and considers walking away the action to do to express disrespect for someone... no, actually, I really don't get it at all.

He didn't know I don't go to bed at midnight normally, what with my 8:30 or 10:00 classes in the morning. (LAWL.)

Also, I managed to get him to promise to finally come out and meet my ******** friends.

This is looking more and more like a case of complete and total lost in translation.

We go to have a fight and end up with a truce that looks like something drawn up between the English and the French.

Time to go sleep for five and a half hours and try to persuade my roomie that my boyfriend isn't a ******** douchebag and make all my friends hate him before they meet him.

This uneasy truce is annoyinglu high-maintenance.

This and moar.
Kuzo, I can't believe I am saying this, but you are a bigger a*****e than I am.
it shocks and appalls me that you can seriously talk down to everyone and make it so you always get your way, more than i thought was humanly possible.
I salute you, And I am saddened by your loss of humanity.

Hey now, Kuzo and I are assholes together.

Like... butt buddies.

I'm not offended by his apathy. Why are you?

Because i didn't think until now that someone could be worse than me in that respect.
I am not offended, I am simply awed and disheartened by it.