Corrupt a Wish 8D

[Jlneo]

I did not make this! This was found at another guild which they got from another site. So do not sue me! ^^ I shall quote the person.

Chiu Nanako

I got bored...So I decided I'd introduce a forum game that I picked up off from another site. But I won't tell which.

Anyway. The game is pretty much self-explanatory, which means I'll be explaining it for those of you who don't know xD

The object of the game is simple. Grant and corrupt the wish of the person above you. And please, don't just give a simple, unwitty corruption. Make if as twisted as possible

Example.

Person 1: I wish for a cookie.

Person 2: Granted. But the cookie was burnt to a crisp.

(( Okay, maybe that was a bit un-witty but okay. At least the wish was corrupted, right? ))

xD

So...

I wish for all the mangas in the world. ^^  

[oxX-Ghost-Xxo]

grante. but the pages slowley start to rot and fall apart then catch on fire and burn with a odd smell wahhaha!

i wish for a giant chocolt bar with a glass of straweberey milk  

[Kanekicase]

Your chocolate bar mealts and your strawberry shake has dead flies in it.

I wish for a an update on smackjeeves.  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but the update is posted on meat spin.

I wish for my own harem.  

[S Metal Crusader B]

Granted. But all the women have teeth down there.

I wish for Manowar to play in the Uk for once.  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but then the cost becomes too high. (x.x)

I wish I could beat Jafar on KH CoM already! DDDx  

[Jenitorturer]

Wish granted! You beat Jafar, but you forget to save afterward, so you must replay the battle again!

I wish I could move to Japan.

 

[Jlneo]

Granted, but then a bomb from outer space comes and destroys it and you along with it.

I wish I didn't have PSATs this week! >.<  

[KKuangFu]

Granted, you now must take a terribly hard test that will take 1 week to complete at the least.

I wish I didn't have such a terrible life. ._.

 

[Jlneo]

Granted, but then someone comes by and kills you for having such a good life.

I wish for lots and lots of food. ;D  

[oxX-Ghost-Xxo]

ganted. butthe fool has fly egg's and slimey mold o it XD

i wish to be loved <3 (my frend told me to put that stressed ))  

[Jlneo]

Granted, you are loved by one person then the rest hate you. (( No offense. Just part of the game! ^^ ))

I wish for all 3 Xenosaga games.  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted, but now all the gaming systems in the world are now malfunctioning. **OWNED**

I wish people would leave me alone for once.  

[oxX-Ghost-Xxo]

grante, but thay ingnore ou for the rst of your life so your lonley

i wis my dad wuld come and get backtogether with my mom and not get devorsed agen sad  

[FreakingCosmicKid]

Granted, but they're not happy.

I wish for the new KH game for DS!! *o*