Far far far away in a diverse world once was a guy named Ham n Farts.Ham n Farts loved to eat.In fact every day he went to this one resteraunt called Hammy Joe's.Right next to that store was Luigi's Pizzeria.One day he went to Hammy Joe's and he farted so loud that it made Luigi's Pizzeria explode!!!!! Then he said "Yo mama so fat that when she got on a train and she made it....."Those were his last words he didnt even get to finish because Joe the owner of Hammy Joe's shot him with a BOOZOOKA!!!!!!!!!! That was the last of Ham n Farts.Then right just there when he fell down POOP SPLATTERED OUT OF HIS a**!!!!!
~THE END~
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