What is your current FML?

[Nii Hoshi]

I know its good for us all to take time out to vent. What is the reason you're saying FML right now?  

[FilipinoTypeOfAzn]

my boyfriend i had been in love with for 5 years .. died.. and it seems alot of my friends are dieing as well..

 

[serjtankian_is_god]

My boyfriend is punishing me more for being arrested than my parents. FML.  

[FilipinoTypeOfAzn]

serjtankian_is_god

My boyfriend is punishing me more for being arrested than my parents. FML.

yeah! my friends yelled at me more than my parents when i was arrested

 

[serjtankian_is_god]

tortured rose

serjtankian_is_god

My boyfriend is punishing me more for being arrested than my parents. FML.

yeah! my friends yelled at me more than my parents when i was arrested

I know its ridiculous. I ask him to talk to me and he reply's every time 'Why should you be rewarded for getting arrested for something I told you not to do?"
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Even though he never told me to stop or not do anything.
Boyfriends are stupid. I wish I was lesbian haha.  

[Hakuryuus Hubby]

Doing a compare and contrast five paragraphed essay, when the two short stories have nothing in common expect for relatives dying.

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[ReichenFeels]

lol, mine suckballs

well, what happened is that I have my lip pierced, but I want snake bites, so I want the other side pierced, but my parents wont let me.
So one morning I decided to do so, and it was dark and I was tired, so i grabbed the first pointy object in my bathroom, which was a needle.. I put it in my bag and went to school. I didnt do it, but it just so happens my mom was sneaking through my stuff thta night and found the needle and she thought I was injecting myslef with drugs, when all I wanted to do was to pierce my lip
It sucked even more cause I was going to do something my parents are against behind their backs
FML