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Contest:

What is the most sexual Innuendo/joke filled scene in an anime you can think of? Contest ends January 1, 2010 (01/01/10)

Rules

1. Submissions must be a detailed written account and/or video clip of a scene from an anime.
   
2. Submissions must have either a Sexual Innuendo or Sexual Joke within them. Having both is Acceptable.
   
3. The Category of the Submission (Sexual Innuendo or Sexual Joke) should be included to help The Contest Holder (Yami Takashi). If unsure Contestants may leave it out, or submit their Entry as BOTH Categories.
   
4. The more Sexual Innuendo and/or Sexual Jokes a scene has the better.
   
5. Blatant or Direct Sexual Content does not count or qualify.
   
6. If any provided clips are not of the direct scene, contestants must specify at what time the scene takes place within the provided clips. (ie: 8:50 or 8 minutes and 50 seconds in to the video)
   
7. Duplicate or similar submissions are Ynacceptable. However, Contestants may submit scenes from the same anime and episode as other Contestants provided the Submission is not the same scene as a previous Entry.
   
8. The Contest Holder reserves the right to determine weather a Submission qualifies.
   
9. The Contest Holder reserves the right to use their own discression on deciding if a submission is considered to similar or a duplicate of another entry.
   
10. The Contest Holder reserves the right to determine how to categorize a Entry, if needed and where applicable.
    
11. The Contest Holder is exempt from officially entering the contest, but retain the right to post a scene from an anime they have picked. This is to help illustrate what kind of scenes are quantifiable, and what is meant by Sexual Innuendo or a Sexual Joke.
    
12. The Contest Holder reserves the right to disqualify any Contestant for any reason.
    
13. Any and all Prizes will be awarded at The Contest Holder's earliest convenience.
    
14. Submissions must be in By December 31, 2009 (12/31/09).
    
15. The Contest ends January 1, 2010 (01/01/10).

Definitions

Sexual Innuendo: "an indirect remark about somebody or something, usually suggesting something bad or rude; the use of remarks like this: innuendos about her private life or The song is full of sexual innuendo."

Example:

:: A close up of a girls's face, her eyes closed and an object in her mouth. The girl moans as she bobs her head up and down on a flesh tone cylinder. It appears that she is performing fellatio on a male. The camera zooms out to reveal she is only enjoying a flesh tone Popsicle.

As soon as it becomes blatant or direct sexual content it does not count as innuendo.

Sexual Joke: A Sexual Joke may blur with Sexual Innuendo, or even couple with it. A Sexual Joke would be something a person says, does or hints at more directly without necessarily intending to do so.

Often Sexual Jokes involve words with double meanings and word play.

Example:

:: A Boy A runs up to his best friend. Boy B turns around giving Boy A his attention.

Boy A: Guess what!
Boy B: What?
Boy A: I got crabs, Tori gave them to me!
Boy B: WHAT!?!?!
Boy A: I got crabs from Tori, her dad just opened a Sea Food Restaurant and some of the crab shipment was damaged. They're ok to eat, but the health department won't let her dad serve them. Do you want some crabs?

Jokes can also be somewhat physical.

Example:

:: An elevator filled with multiple girls and a guy. they're waiting to get to their floor(s) when suddenly the elevator jerks to a stop. The occupants lose their balance and drop to the floor of the elevator, then the lights go out.

Girl A: someone touched my butt!
Girl B: someone touched my butt!
Guy: someone touched my butt!
Girl C: I keep searching for the call button, but all I can feel are things that feel like Butts!

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Contestants

1. Contestant: kaotic_legion
   Entry type: Sexual Joke
   Anime: Tenchi Muyo
   Video Clip: Episode 2, location 2 min 50 sec
   
   
2. Contestant: Ayanami Rei
   Entry type: Sexual Innuendo
   Anime: Aquarion
   Video Clip: Episode 2, location 50 sec and 15 min 45 sec
   

Contestant: Elzingaiv
Entry type: Sexual Joke and/or Innuendo
Anime: NHK
Video Clip: 1:11min long

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Prizes

1. First Place Prize: Art by Yami Takashi
   
2. Second Place Prize: 500g
   
3. Third Place Prize: Mysterious Gift
   

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My pick

Entry type: Sexual Innuendo/Sexual Joke
Anime: Please Twins (Onegai Twins)
Video Clip: Episode 3

The three characters are in the process of trying to figure out which girl (Miina Miyafuji, Karen Onodera) is the twin sister of the guy Maiku Kamishiro.

Well in the third episode Maiku's Sempai Tsubaki Oribe comes for a visit much to the churning of the Miina. Tsubaki brought some noodles with her, and her and Miina have it out on how they are to be fixed. They then need to go out to get dipping sauce, leaving Maiku and Karen alone. Karen's adoptive uncle calls Maiku to tell him that he got in some trouble, and that he wants Maiku to take care of Karen.

Well latter Karen comes to see Maiku about something, and Maiku tells Karen about her uncle. They talk and he tells her she can stay with him, emotional she buries her face in Maiku's lap crying. Maiku places his hands on her head to comfort her, then leans back in deep thought. Just then Miina and Tsubaki Sempai come in with the noodles and are confronted with the site of Karen with her face in Maiku's lap, and his hands on her head. Lets just say the s*** hit the fan!

To be honest this usually would get me burning, but I've come to expect this from Yami. I didn't have to look at the the author column before I knew who posted this topic. Truly, does sex occupy so much of your thinking that you seem to be the only to think of these kinds of topics, Yami?

@ Rei: Hahah no....

Momiji: huh....well lets see, anime has lots of sex tones in it, and everything else is pretty much taken in this ancient guild. Besides a competition between the members is a nice change of pace. Everything else has been discussed into the ground, and we don't really have many people going crazy over any new animes on tv or coming out.

:: sings its all been done

Momiji, you should be able ot think up something to top my BJ innuendo pick. After all Fruits Basket is a show with carpet matching the drapes jokes. *mooooo*

Why must you analyze and take everything to the obsolete extreme? Must we turn this into a Capital Hill debate and discussion? Have some fun boy, Life is more then being given a couple minutes to speak before the Congressman from Denver has the floor.

Why must I be made into the bad guy? Perverted stuff happens in this guild all the time. For heaven sakes the Guild is ran by AYANAMI and half the members are female, must I say more? The only thing saving you and me from her are the Gaian TOS and 3 extra pieces of equipment in front.

I think about more things then sex. Ponies and Butterflies don't normally pop into my thought process. The real world sucks so I refuse to bring my thoughts on it into this virtual world. Every anime I know and can talk about is considered boring now, and most of them have been discussed to the ground already. There isn't to much being discussed on the anime front as it is, the most lively thing I could relay is that Naruto Shippuden is on Disney XD now and you can see it online dubbed at pimpanime.com Maybe I'll discuss something not sex related if Someone could post something interesting.

This is just a light heart competition like thread to see who can think up a scene from an anime with a perverted joke or lots of innuendo. At the end down the road we'll tally it up and see who came up with the winning anime. In fact I'll offer a prize, maybe some kind of art.

The concept is simple enough. Post a anime and a particular scene from that anime that fits the criteria. No big heated discussion like the old farts on capital hill have.

With that out of the way I relinquish the remainder of my time to the Congress woman from California. Ayanami you have he floor.

That doesn't really count, that's full blown molestation. sweatdrop

It has to be Innuendo or a joke. Like for example in Ex-driver

Skip to 8:50 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAPs8qzejw8 continue with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YECze0nY84k

Sorry, but thanks for the clip, I wonder if those subtitles are real. Some of them I recognize but the offer of a blow job or tit ******** i don't remember in either incarnation.

Yeah Momi DOES have a point that your threads tend to be about sexual stuff. I mean can you even name 2 threads you started that didn't have to be about sex?

I mean I may be perverted at times, but it's not like I'm trying to make it the whole focus of an entire thread either. An it's mostly at random intervals with mostly two Guild members, one of whom enjoys it as she still loves me. The other is my Moderator who it amuses me to bring her discomfort. For her it's more about the mischief, then the actual sexuality. 3nodding

Although I know first hand that Momi DOES enjoy DEBATING, which IS DIFFERENT from ARGUING. He also tends to be rather rational about it as well, and can be a bit of pain about it. That b*****d really doesn't want me to ever win a debate gonk Although you're still my good friend Momi ^_^

There's a lot of innendo and sexuality in a lot of Anime. Personally I thought it was kind of disturbing the way the little brother fawns of his big brother in Kaze no Stigma. Like he's one step away from being all Submissive Gay for his Big Brother gonk INCEST IS BAD!! gonk

@ Momiji: so if i made a thread on DBZ no one is going start bitching and moaning about GT or how everyone just kept getting insanely powerful?

@ Ayanami: I've had lots of threads that didn't start with sex, both on this account and Yami.

Why can't anyone just post about a scene where there is a huge amount of light hearted humor from sexual innuendo? This thread is all about the humor in the sexual innuendo in anime. The competition is just to see which anime has a scene that tops all others when it comes to sexual innuendo. This thread isn't about which hentai you like the most, or the physics of a hentai girls inners being stretched by multiple injections of liquid and/or tentacles.

I wouldn't call that last bit sexual innuendo....thats....just...wtf?

good job, our first legit entry.