Kegan's ideas

[[Kegan]]

YOU KNOW YOU CARE!


Step one: Create pandemonium though worldwide nuclear crisis

Two: Rise from the shadows as the savior of humanity and answer to all religion

Three: Sacrifice the souls of your followers to the grand lord of destruction who you are the earthly avatar of

Four: In your newly risen and ultimately wise form rend the universe into a thousand realms, sewn together by the invisible strings of your unknowable power.

Five: wait ten thousand years as the scattered surviving humanity, now 14 separate races to vie for power, as you walk among them, guiding 14 champions into a war to end all conflict.

Six: Now 3 heroes remain and in these end times as the realms come back together and your true form is revealed and a great cosmic battle is waged by the 3 against your grand ethereal form, culminating in a grand cataclysm where all creation is destroyed.

Final step: One remaining hero stands, and claims from you his prize... a single wish: to recreate the universe. Smiling, you grant his wish, and your life cycle is refreshed. Some day whisperings of you are spoken, as legend, and you come to know yourself once more!

Repeat!  

[Masamune 5.0]

Step one: Gather underpants.

Step two: ????

Step three: Profit!

(you had to know this was coming)  

[Super Cheesio]

Step one: Drink some bleach

Two: Um... I haven't thought this one through too well.