Juesus Saves

[alteregoivy]

Here's a fun project: Finish the sentence "Jesus saves!"

How about, "Jesus saves and takes half damage!"

"Jesus saves! Gretzky shoots, he scores!"

"Jesus saves by clipping coupons and shopping wisely."

"Jesus saves $100 every month for his retirement."

rofl  

[B1g_crunch]

"Jesus saves up to 30% on his car insurance by switching to Gieco"  

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Jesus saves by using coupons acquired at the supermarket.

 

[Labtech Soosh]

Jesus saves time on his daily workouts by switching to a BOWFLEX.

 

[Captain_Shinzo]

Jesus saves money by getting Bible insurance.

Maybe now he wont have to worry about everyone remaking his book, eh?
;D  

[B1g_crunch]

Jesus saves leftovers from Red Lobster.  

[In Search of a Dream]

Jesus saves time by driving to Starbucks instead of walking.  

[Dark Lord Erebus]

Jesus saves money by not hiring a boat when he fishes.
Jesus also saves time by copping and pasting the same fish he caught 5000 times.  

[brainnsoup]

Kyoko364

Jesus saves time by driving to Starbucks instead of walking.

Jesus also saves the planet by driving a Prius. :3  

[FuzzBall 005]

jesus saves the bottle of whiskey...for 3 seconds  

[Captain_Shinzo]

Jesus saves himself from 9/11 and then enjoys a tasty bagel with Allah.  

[B1g_crunch]

Jesus saves money on bread.  

[brainnsoup]

Jesus saves the date for his buddy's wedding.

 

[G4NTZ]

Jesus saves THE GAME from being forgotten.

And Jesus saves money by buying trading cards online.

(Jesus Saves is also a slayer song from Reign in Blood.)  

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Jesus saves his Word document before finishing it in case the lights go off.