Let's Play Chrono Cross! (Pic heavy. Spoilers abound!)

[Allegro]

Alright, where's the damn power button?


Here we go.


Escher presents the Sony Logo.




You know you miss seeing that. Go ahead, cry a little.

Anyways, let's get to the meat and potatoes of this thing and hit the opening.

Here's a video link, complete with kick a** music.


Let's break it down though, anyways, just for the text translations there.





Okay, what in the ******** does any of that mean? Did Square just find somebody's senior yearbook from high school and write down the first quote they saw?
I guess we're playing Chrono Cross: The Wonder Years.

Featuring:





The Plucky Underdog!




Obnoxious Love Interest!




Mysterious Stalker Chick!



Cats!




Flying Reptiles!



Explosions!


And a fetus!


Get ready to be entertained and confused by:



Alright, with that out of the way, let's start it off, aye?

 

[Allegro]

So: a little background.

I've always wanted to play this game. Enjoyed the first game in the series, and Radical Dreamers moreso. I'll be playing mostly blind, but I've done some reading, as there are a few decisions that'll drastically alter the game.


But this is a team decision. I'll be taking you input on a lot of stuff.


For example:


Give our hero a name.

Then we'll get this thing underway.  

[Kuzodav]

'f*****t' fits perfectly.
Do it.
Seriously.
It'd be awesome.  

[alsoknownasak]

I wish there was a less than symbol so you could call him "

[Allegro]

The Dragon Always Wins

I wish there was a less than symbol so you could call him "

[Allegro]

Kuzodav

'f*****t' fits perfectly.
Do it.
Seriously.
It'd be awesome.

Damn, you're clever.  

[Orphie]

"Yo Mom."  

[[Kegan]]

NAME HIM DAN!  

[Trenn Flashkill]

Bender! biggrin  

[Super Cheesio]

Lucy.  

[Terara Drakon]

Terara
Name him Big Al.
Or Ric.
Or... Howard.  

[Skaeryll]

Call him Buts.  

[Trenn Flashkill]

I'm stuck on the word yambag. Name him Yambag.  

[Skaeryll]

Trenn Flashkill

I'm stuck on the word yambag. Name him Yambag.

I agree actually.  

[Cabron the Swan]

Trenn Flashkill

I'm stuck on the word yambag. Name him Yambag.

lol'd

I think we have a winner.

Also, plox do be postin' lots and lots of Harle.