Me and my brosky were outside of a church waiting for the bus, and the church made us decide to talk about the virgin mary. well long story short, I called jesus a pore b*****d, some church goers got pissed, I told them I had a loophole that made it ok, they didnt have anything to say, either from my stupidity or my awesome smartyness.
What I told them was this
the actual definition of the word b*****d in the dictionary is...
1 : an illegitimate child
2 : something that is spurious, irregular, or of questionable origin
And the definition of illegitmate...
1 : not recognized as lawful offspring; specifically : born of parents not married to each other
Sooooooo...yep, you can call jesus a b*****d and it techincally isnt offensive.
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