Christmas Carols

[LittleTnCo]

This is our Christmas Carol section. As I'm sure you've noticed, I placed some songs in the poll that most of us have heard of at one time or another. I intentionally left the last one as a song choice submitted by you. Find a Christmas song you like and tweak it a little bit. There will be 5,000 gold given to the first place winner. 3,000 to the second place winner. And 1,500 to our third place winner. So don't drink too much Eggnog tonight. You're gunna need your thinking caps on. Good luck and have fun.

 

[Vicious Mockery]

This is not the one I am submitting:
Jingle bells Batman smells
Robin laid an egg

Crashing through the trees and snow,
on a one wheeled open jeep,
we scream
and suddenly the snow turns red.


This is the one I will submit for the contest.

The first noel the angels did burp
was to certain lawnmowers in the grass they lay
lay keeping the grass nice and neat
on cold winter's night that was so deep
(in fact one of them got pneumonia)
Noel noel noel
(Re)Born is the king of Israel
Noel
noel noel
Born is the king of Israel!

If it's too disrespectful, I can change it.  

[LittleTnCo]

It's great. Don't change a thing. Nice job too.  

[Mage_Kikasium]

Hey. Well since I dunt really know the carols in english, I tought I could show you a typical carol from my country. That being Mexico

This is the link to the video with the song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eAR-gzmOk4

And this is the letter, traduced to english by me.


The way that leads to Bethlehem
Goes down the valle that the snow has covered.
The sheepherds want to se their king
They bring Him presents in their old bags
ro po pom pom, ro po po pom
He was born in the stable in Bethlehem
Baby Jesus....

Ohh, I wish to place at your feet
a present that pleases you, sir.
But you already know I'm poor too
And all I own its and old drum
Ro po pom pom, ro po pom pom
In your honor infron of the stable I will play my drum.

The way that leads to Bethlenem
I go marking it with my old drum
Theres nothing better I can offer you,
his throaty accent is a song made from love
ro po pom pom, ro po pom pom
When God saw me playing before he smiled at me.


Its a rough translation, but thats one of my favorite carols.

Merrry Christmas and Happy New Year !!!  

[LittleTnCo]

That was very lovely Mage. Thank you dear. Are you using that for the competition as well?  

[Mage_Kikasium]

LittleTnCo

That was very lovely Mage. Thank you dear. Are you using that for the competition as well?

If a really bad translation of a typical Mexican carol counts as competition material, then that's my submission.  

[LittleTnCo]

Yay; we now have two submissions. Anybody else?  

[Jade Shark]

Okay! Well i learned a carol in Spanish class but I forgot the words so I added some in. I'll give it to you in Spanish and English

Papa Noel, Papa Noel
Tra la la la la la la la la
Que malesombre! Que malesombre!
Tra la la la la la la la la

Bailamos! Cantamos!
Tra la la tra la la la la la
Noche Buena! Noche Buena!
Tra la la la la la la la la!

Okay! here's English!

Father Christmas! Father Christmas!
Fa la la la la la la la la!
What a creep! What a creep!
Fa la la la la la la la la!

We dance! We sing!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Christmas Eve! Christmas Eve!
Fa la la la la la la la la!

I don't really think Santa's a creep though! I heart him! And i hope you don't think i was mimicking you mage! I just learned it today, that's why I remember it! Merry Christmas everyone!  

[LittleTnCo]

I don't think she thought that at all. That is a cute little jingle you got there. Spanish Rox!  

[Gweener]

Ok, here's my warped version (Yep, it's a Gweenie original)of Let It Snow:

Oh the temperature is steady dropping,
But the shopping crowds are hopping,
And our gift list only seems to grow,
So Let's Go! Let's Go! Let's Go!

Mama Bubble's in need of slippers,
And young Pie just wants some hipsters;
The sales have prices low,
So Lets' Go! Let's Go! Let's Go!

When everyone's finally crossed of our list,
How there's always something missed,
But if we could only find one more gift,
All the way home, I'll give you a lift!

Our energy is quickly dwindling,
And the fire at home will surely need some kindling,
But if you'll help me chop wood in the snow,
Let's Go! Let's Go! Let's Go!  

[LittleTnCo]

That's the Cat's Meow Gwee. Is that an entry or just sharing?  

[kidatheart]

Ok I'll submit what my sick and twisted warped out a couple years ago twisted hehehe (with a couple of new additions)

Have a Very Gaia Christmas
It's the best time of the year
I don't know if there'll be snow...
OH HEY! it's in ??my tank!??

*BUMP BUMP*

Have a Very Gaia Christmas
and when you walk down the street
Say wahmbulance whee to those you know
and everyone you meet

*BUMP BUMP*

OHHH NOOO THE LIAM AHHHHHHHHH
HUNG WHERE WE CAN SEE burning_eyes
He lurks and waits for you
I'll RUN if he see's me

*BUMP BUMP*

Have a Very Gaia Christmas
and in case you didn't hear

HAVE A VERY GAIA CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR
 

[Gweener]

LittleTnCo

That's the Cat's Meow Gwee. Is that an entry or just sharing?

That's my submission. I did the best I could being creative... plus, I was hoping it might encourage others to give it a try.

Nice job, Kid! wink

Who's next!?  

[LittleTnCo]

Thank you Gwee. And that was really good Kid. It's going to be tough to make up my mind on the winners for this one. May have to enlist Grumps' help. sweatdrop  

[LittleTnCo]

This section has ended. Not accepting anymore submissions.