Corrupt a Wish

[Saga Shadow]

This is an incredibly sadistic game that is being played in one of my other guilds, and I decided to bring the hatred joy here.
I didn't make this.

Quote:

Chiu Nanako Wrote:
I got bored...So I decided I'd introduce a forum game that I picked up off from another site. But I won't tell which.

Anyway. The game is pretty much self-explanatory, which means I'll be explaining it for those of you who don't know xD

The object of the game is simple. Grant and corrupt the wish of the person above you. And please, don't just give a simple, unwitty corruption. Make if as twisted as possible

Example.

Person 1: I wish for a cookie.

Person 2: Granted. But the cookie was burnt to a crisp.

(( Okay, maybe that was a bit un-witty but okay. At least the wish was corrupted, right? ))

xD

So...

I wish for a year's supply of eggo waffles.  

[FabulousNerd]

Yes, but you also get thousands of copies of Sarah Palin's new book and a knife, so you can hide your waffles. ^_^

I wish that I could come out.  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted, however, everyone you know that is gay is now straight.

I wish that I hadn't eaten all those cookies yesterday.  

[LordStripeyTail]

Granted, but that's a punishment in and of itself. C'mon, man, they're cookies.

I feel like should wish you had necroposted the OLD version of this game, instead of creating a new one. But that's just the OCD talking

I wish I were 3 years older.  

[Captain Chemosh]

Granted, but only your mind regresses to age three, leaving it to try and maintain a fully developed body hopelessly confounding itself and leaving you a burden of society...

I wish I was a deaf mute...  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted. You get hit by a runaway truck because you didn't hear its horn and spend a week in the ICU.

I wish I were more fluent in Spanish.  

[00Shoe]

Granted. But you are forced to live in Greece.

I wish for more sleep.  

[Saga Shadow]

granted, but now you can't wake up, Rip Van Winkle.

I wish that my bro wasn't coming home from college tomorrow.

btw, I got this version from another one of my guilds, I didn't know there was an old version.  

[00Shoe]

Granted, but instead you are going to see him.

I wish my stuff wouldn't break randomly.  

[LordStripeyTail]

Granted. Your stuff now breaks systematically.

I wish my wish weren't corrupted.  

[Evil kade]

Wish granted, but then you would wish only bad things to happen on yourself.

I wish I had a fish.  

[Saga Shadow]

granted, but then you feed it too much and it dies within 3 days (this actually happened to me, more than once)

I wish I could get a job  

[LordStripeyTail]

Granted. You new pimp's name is "Papa Jaymz" Have fun.

I wish my drumset was like.. 3 times bigger.  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted. Now the bass drum and hi hat pedals are the only things within reach.

I wish visiting my mate wasn't so expensive.  

[Jackal McFluffybutt]

your mate lives on the street and mooches off you on every oppertunity ! (not saying that would ever happen)

I wish chocolate would taste like borccoli