So, all the cool kids got their own Nightmare ages ago, right? But since I was too busy, well, generally existing and being swamped under with a million books and rpgs, I'm only now catching up.
Anyway, here's the deal - help me out with my quest, even with a tiny farty-fart of an amount of gold, and I will love you forever and/or do a piece of head-and-shoulders avatar art for you if the amount you give is over 2k. wink

Item name: The Nightmare (1st generation)
Item's worth: Approximately 260k
How much I have: 20K

As you can see, there is a vast and very silly gulf of about 240k between my dreams and reality.
Help me bridge it?