First Name Basis

[Le Chapeau]

Hi guys.

I don't like being called by my username, and I don't like calling people by their usernames.
So lets get this out in the air now.
I'm making a first name thread.
Rules are simple, tell me your name.
If you don't intend on doing that, ******** yourself and go away.

I'll start.

Hi, my name is Sam and I am an alcoholic.  

[Nomega]

Hi, I'm Devon and I'm required by law to inform you than I am a sex offender.  

[Skaeryll]

Hi, I'm Chris and I am an assassin.  

[Cabron the Swan]

My name is LPS. That is what you may call me, and if you call me anything else I will rip off your a*****e.

Also, you don't like calling people by their usernames. Welcome to the fourth grade.

 

[The Betgirl]

Max, (witty quip)  

[Sir Codin]

My name is Tyler, and I approve this message...  

[l-Kriel-l]

My name is Adrian and I always tell the truth.  

[Cabron the Swan]

Shane-Cheshner

My name is Adrian and I always tell the truth.

Hey Adrian, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?

 

[Bass Beatdown]

I'm Sash. SASH. The other a does not exist.  

[Xilo The Odd]

sure why not.

I am Rod
sometimes referred to as The Rod, Rodzilla, Rodney King, Rodney Dangerfield, Big Rod, and Odd Rod.

let laughter fill the thread, i enjoy it xD  

[Cabron the Swan]

Xilo the Rod redface

 

[Paper Sonic]

Bonjour! Je m'appelle Brigitte. Je ne suis pas française. sad
Mais, je parle un peu. Aussi, j'oublie français parce que ma vacances. cry
C'est mal, n'est-ce pas?

I am the Eggman.
That's what I am.
I am the Eggman.
I got the master plan.
I am the Eggman.
That's what I am.
I am the Eggman.
I GOT THE MAAAASTER PLAN!  

[J of The Wind]

I am Julian. And I am subject to experiments, torture, and dismemberment day in and day out. Why do I sit back and suffer, you ask? Do I like the pain? Am I just crazy?

No, my friend. I do it for the same reason anyone ever does anything ever.




I do it... for the lulz.

Im J, and Im a lulz-a-holic. And a full time love-a-holic.

Now hug me damnit.  

[Ribbin]

I am Ribbin.  

[l-Kriel-l]

Lady Psycho Sexy

Shane-Cheshner

My name is Adrian and I always tell the truth.

Hey Adrian, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?

I'm goin' to shoot my old lady.
Caught her messin' around with another man.


And that ain't coo'.