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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:35 am
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:37 am
Wasn't that fanfic just trolling anyway?
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:28 am
********. I could barely make it past chapter 1.
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:53 pm
This may be old, but I've honestly never read it. People give it so much s**t for some reason, I wonder wh -
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*starts reading it and cannot even stomach the first paragraph*
Oh, my God...this s**t is awful...really, REALLY awful...
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:58 pm
This is why any and all vampires must be burned with superconcentrated sunlight.
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(that's a Boktai reference, btw)
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:04 pm
Harusame Mizukishi This is why any and all vampires must be burned with superconcentrated sunlight.
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(that's a Boktai reference, btw) Except Shademan. He was undeserving of that treatment.
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:05 pm
s**t Author The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun. My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.) “OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!” she said excitedly. “Yeah? So?” I said, blushing. “Do you like Draco?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall. “No I so ******** don’t!” I shouted. “Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me. “Hi.” he said. “Hi.” I replied flirtily. “Guess what.” he said. “What?” I asked. “Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me. “Oh. My. ********. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR. “Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked. I gasped. Does it get worse? If it does, please kill me now.
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:13 pm
Lord of Armageddon s**t Author The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun. My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.) “OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!” she said excitedly. “Yeah? So?” I said, blushing. “Do you like Draco?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall. “No I so ******** don’t!” I shouted. “Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me. “Hi.” he said. “Hi.” I replied flirtily. “Guess what.” he said. “What?” I asked. “Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me. “Oh. My. ********. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR. “Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked. I gasped. Does it get worse? If it does, please kill me now. Awesome.
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:17 pm
s**t Author “DRACO!” I shouted. “What the ******** do you think you are doing?” Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously. “What the ******** hell?” I asked angrily. “Ebony?” he asked. “What?” I snapped. Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore. And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. “Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then…. “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!” It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore! If only Dumbledore was like that all the time. xd Also: s**t Author AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws! Sorry, I don't speak "Retarded Chimp."
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:19 pm
What the hell are you doing ******** XD
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:27 pm
s**t Author Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily. “You ludacris fools!” he shouted. I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry. “They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice. “Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall. “How dare you?” demanded Professor Snape. And then Draco shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!” Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.” Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us. “Are you okay, Ebony?” Draco asked me gently. “Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out… Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna live’ by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room. ....................
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:28 pm
Jesus ******** christ, stop please i can't take it. XD
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:29 pm
She does a damn good job of staying in character, even down to her forum posts.
...But damn it, I still feel like I can't rule out the possibility that she's just 98% braindead. Maybe it's both.
Thank goodness I write my stuff with much better literacy.
It should also be noted that the dumbass got herself b& from DA.
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:45 pm
I started reading that a long time ago and made it to chapter 10 or so before stopping. Part of me wants to try again and see if I can make it through the whole thing, but I don't even want to think about how many brain cells I'll be killing in the process.
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:45 pm
Quote: "WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD."
lol Viewer excretion.
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