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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:57 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:45 am
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:58 am
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An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it?
The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion."
Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion, too...I know you're supposed to be celibate. But...."
The priest replied, "Yes, I know what you're going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice."
There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said, "Better than pork, isn't it?"
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:36 pm
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In the Vatician the Pope was tired of the Catholics and Jews sharing the city, so he decided that either the Jews must convert to Catholisism or leave.
The Jews, not wanting to leave, decided to have their wisest rabbi debate with the pope to stay. However, since the pope didn't speak yiddish, and the rabbi couldn't speak Italian, it was decided to be a silent debate.
The pope and rabbi began in a room by themselves. The pope raised 3 fingers and the rabbi raised 1, the pope pointed around the room and the rabbi pointed at the floor, finally the pope took out a chalice of wine and some wafers while the rabbi took out an apple. The pope conceded and allowed the Jews to stay.
When the pope went back to deliver the news they asked what happened.
"Well", the pope began, "I held 3 fingers up to show that god is composed of the father, son, and holy spirit, while the rabbi held up 1 to show that they all still make the same god. Next, I pointed around to show that god is all around us, while the rabbi pointed to the ground to show that god is also with us all. Finally, I took wine and wafers to show that Jesus absolves us of all sin, while the rabbi took an apple to remind of man's original sin"
Meanwhile the Jews were asking the rabbi what happed.
"At first he told us we had 3 days to get out and I gave him the finger. Next he tried to tell us where we could go and I poined saying we were satying here."
"Then what?" the Jews asked.
"I don't know, he took out his lunch, so I took out mine."
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:37 pm
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A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive barmitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian! Rabbi, where did I go wrong?"
"Funny you should come to me," said the Rabbi. "Like you I, too, brought my boy up in the faith, put him through University, cost me a fortune, then one day he, too, tells me he has decided to become a Christian."
"What did you do?" asked the father.
"I turned to God for the answer" replied the Rabbi.
"And what did he say?" pressed the father.
"God said, 'Funny you should come to me...' "
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